lol wow why would anyone bother asking this ?
Seriously? Of course they do (with few exceptions i'm sure of course) either because they know they won't encounter it again, or because they are capable of seeing beyond the baby carrot......to the battery powered finger massager on the bedside table. Guys do it too...and i can think of one perfect example...
Your girlfriend/wife/sister/mom/friend/co-worker is wearing something new (skirt, pants shirt etc) and when they walk in the room they find the nearest man and ask "Now be honest, does this "______" make me look fat?"
Every one....everyone with the slightest modicum of observation skill knows...this is a trap. If it does make them look fat and you're honest, then the majority, especially if they're over 40....more so if they're single will react like you just swung they're baby...."mittens" by the tail and chucked it into a wall and how could anyone be that cruel...she's retaining water...she's getting older...she doesn't have time to exercise anymore....and it does not have anything to do with the ice cream she's eating right out the carton while this is going on at 9am you selfish bastard.
But then she might know that it makes her look fat, or at the very least is unflattering for her figure....and if you aren't honest then somehow you don't care how she looks, or what anyone thinks about her how could you let her walk around and allow people to laugh and comment about her size 42 miniskirt, halter top and new navel ring....that seems to be lost in a fold of flesh...YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!
Of course i embelish for comedic effect....but my point is still valid...and most respond by just ducking the question and saying "aw what are you talking about, you always look beautiful" or some such. But even that can turn out to be the wrong answer.....
My fiance pulls crap like that on me all the time, and perhaps you can tell, it bugs the shit out of me....cause every girlfriend i've ever had pulls that same crap....they can't take a compliment the first time, they want their ego stroked for 10 minutes as well.....and to hear you apologize for their percieved flaws. Now my fiance is 5 foot 1/2 tall and weighs like 95-100 pounds...she did gymnastics when she was younger and is only 22 now but she's put a few pounds the past two years which i thought she needed desperatly. She is the most beautiful girl who has, is or will ever live in my eyes and no matter how many times i tell her she lists everything she doesn't like about herself in response on So after hearing a line in a movie i found to be perfectly fitting 10years back or so i started using it when faced wiith these situations, though i'd never said it to her before.....
"that dress doesn't make your ass look fat, your fat ass makes your ass look fat"
In her case, not remotely true though it has been many other times i've said it. Does anyone think a woman really wants to hear that? Or a man for that matter? let alone "aw....look at the cute lil pee pee"
I'm 5'10 1/2, i've always ended up with girls shorter then me by a good deal, so when they would say "zomg you're huge, i never understood it and just wrote it off as one of those social contracts I just didn't see it, and it never really mattered to me, cause it's what you do with it that counts. I considered myself to be in proportion.
Granted this was back when i was 20. 21 or so, and weighed 135-140lbs of tweak carved muscle. When i got older and stopped indulging in substances, suddenly i'm up to 175lbs....and not liking proportion all that much lol. SO when my fiance gave me that same old line it just kind of pissed me off for a few weeks, cause she wanted to measure me something i'd not done, though i've heard for every 20lbs a man gains/loses.....he gains 1/2in in length and i was feeling self concious about if that were true...
...until i rememebered the 6'2 french wanabe model i'd been with before i gained the weight had said the same thing....and it was noticalbe to me so much as she was hurting me....so i got curious, which motivated me to drop back down to 145-150lbs in a month or so and next time she asked i let her do what she wanted.. so when she gave me the numbers i didn't quite believe her, and had to check for myself...and then again.....ending up at
7 7/8th in Length
6in Circumfrance or so which she being a math freak figured to be be
2 in thick or so
But it still doesn't hide the irish blood in me when i step out of the shower on a cold morning lol, which i had an ex of mine see me do one day and go "awwww look how little and cute you are when you're cold"
So it still doesn't mean shit to me, every guy is insecure, so is every woman in some aspect. So guys, if ever you encounter a woman who complains about your size....just respond in kind...
"You complain about me? well sorry but for a woman who sees so much action down there one would think you'd find the time for some kiegle exercises once inawhile, i don't care how wet you are i shouldn't be able to give you a round of applause while my hands are inside you....
If size is really a deal breaker, really wasn't much to be broken in the first place. Be confident, be attentive, and be the best you can with whatever you got.
P.S
You're all thinking it, and yes i am, cause that fly has been floating in front of my face for fucking ever :D