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Sex Girls fake moaning in bed to make the guy cum inside her

The Wizard of the Creek said:
Aye yai yai that’s hot! Question answered. Wait, what do you mean by “bear”? Because that big lumbering animal sure does… hold on… wait… you’re trying to fool me with your mental gymnastics!

The point being that the bear better not piss in the woods and rather piss in and on you? Did I at least get that right?
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2/10
 
The “girliest” moans and scream while I wilt away demeanor I’ve ever seen (or heard, whatever) - we’re all from guys. It’s actually hilarious. Ever heard a twink looking for sugar?
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Nope! Do a vocaroo so we can hear what one sounds like Alex.
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“I’m gonna save your “sugar for later”

**I wind up feeling my own cock climax - in my hand. For the fifth time. This dudes horrible.. no matter how I try to just get laid and have some fun with this douche cadet.

“buy me clothes!”

He called me daddy many times. We were both in our 20s. His 21 to my 28.

Vocaroo might invoke the scent of my syrup - I’m going to continue laying low ok?
 
I don't like women to fake it. I can be good in bed when I want to. Sometimes I just want a lazy fuck. Don't pretend like I'm doing something I'm not. It's patronizing. Also, we might wake up the kids if I'm too good. I'm pushing 40. So, I've lowered the standard now... It's more exciting when you don't see it coming, I think. Like if it was Christmas every day, would it mean anything? That's probably just an excuse because I'm a lazy lover. I don't know. Sex doesn't need to be a carnival all the time to be satisfying.
 
... I'm thinking the original post doesn't make much sense even. Not the 'women sometimes fake it' part but the 'they fake it to get pregnant' part. One, no special sexy noises are needed to make a guy shoot his load, just let him stick it somewhere nice 'n warm and he' ll get there. And second, if she's set on getting herself knocked up all she's gotta do is go off the contraception and not tell you about it.
 
The UltimateFixx said:
... I'm thinking the original post doesn't make much sense even. Not the 'women sometimes fake it' part but the 'they fake it to get pregnant' part. One, no special sexy noises are needed to make a guy shoot his load, just let him stick it somewhere nice 'n warm and he' ll get there. And second, if she's set on getting herself knocked up all she's gotta do is go off the contraception and not tell you about it.
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Considering that the OP was male and a spammer and an alt I would guess that they intended for it not to make any sense.
 
Pumpkin2021 said:
Considering that the OP was male and a spammer and an alt I would guess that they intended for it not to make any sense.
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That's just my brain. It insists on trying to make logical sense of everything xd.

... Though given that some people also actually believe you can't get a girl pregnant on the first time, or alternatively that she CAN get pregnant from oral sex, nothing anyone professes to think in that area would surprise me.
 
The UltimateFixx said:
Though given that some people also actually believe you can't get a girl pregnant on the first time, or alternatively that she CAN get pregnant from oral sex
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Fuck me!.... I was sucking cocks like a vaccum cleaner, all of this for WHAT?! :mad: Thanks for the info though, some don't say that oral sex is also risky in term of STDs, but i ain't mad about them as for as it goes...
 
Something I heard that really opened my eyes (and vocal chords) was the theoretical question: “what noises would you make in bed if you had never seen a porno”. It seriously blew my mind. So now I just focus on being verbally true, if that makes sense. No filler ooooos because they sound good, no holding back when something feels really good! I find these pages for how to have casual sex sucessfully: Kasual, Cosmopolitan
 
I thought this was a joke thread for a moment. I'm not about to scroll through 4 more pages of posts but you do know that by virtue of the fact that you feel more by means of not wearing a condom that this is why women moan more when you dont, right? I'm sure theres women out there who probably do put it on for fellas to cum inside them - however, it's blatant when 99% of women out there are putting it on (which is a massive turn off for me, dont know about anyone else).
 
My ex-wife and my last long term girlfriend both almost always insisted I make them cum before they would consider allowing any penis insertion.

My ex-wife literally 100 % of times but my ex-gf would occasionally say “it’s just about you tonight” and let me finish in my own time. Only very occasionally though. birthday’s and xmas mostly.
 
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