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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Girl sucks 24 cocks for a free drink in Magaluf

I've had a house there for maybe six years and I've never been to Magaluf, I just go there to chill out. Eat nice food. Swim in the sea. Go biking. Drink beer/coffee in the square. Eat insane amounts of ice cream from the amazing gelateria. Buy the best ham and sea food in the world from the covered market in Palma.

I go there to get away and chill not go on a mad one, the section that's cut off by the mountain range is almost exclusively quiet (although it's getting busier, they've just built a seven star resort down in the bay by our town).
 
I dream of owning a powerboat but trying to get a mooring in the harbour is impossible. Rightly they follow heriditary lines and when someone sells one they go for silly money.
 
They weren't much of a blow job to be honest. Id probably get more aroused shaking the drips off the end of my pecker at the urinal
 
Stayed in a hotel with my ex there for a few days, personal ensuite jacuzzi.%)

It's a lovely city but I wouldn't want to stay there for more than a few days at a time.
 
From the news she was promised a holiday but actually was a drink called holiday.

This girl was clearly young, naive and very intoxicated, says a lot about that area and the guys that go there.
 
No mention of the dregs of society with their cocks out on the dancefloor taking advantage of a drunk 18 year old girl?
 
That's not very "lol".

You'll get a free holiday if you suck 20 dicks. Suck suck suck. Here's your free drink. She should be going back to that bar with a nail bomb.

I wasn't buying the taking advantage of a drunk girl angle, because - so fuck if you're drunk, you don't suck dick for booze. But that's heavy shite tactics from cunts that are basically sex offenders without the bottle to just go out and straight up rape someone.

It should be the weird guys who are happy to slap their dick in a drunk bints face for 3 seconds who should be put on blast. 4Chan should be contacting their parents like "Check out your creepy son".
 
of course she was from Northern Ireland

the land of cocksuckers
 
This will have a guaranteed mention in the book someone will eventually write about the decline and destruction of western civilisation.
 
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