Girl Scout sells cookies outside California marijuana dispensary: 117 boxes in 2 hour

bit_pattern

Ex-Bluelighter
Joined
Oct 17, 2008
Messages
8,127
It's that time of year again. Time when your local market entrances are flooded with Girl Scouts selling boxes of Samoas, Tagalongs and Thin Mints. But one 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco and her mother made a rather business-savvy decision to sell cookies outside of a medical marijuana dispensary.

On Monday, Danielle Lei and her mother set up shop outside the Green Cross store with the cookies. With the store's blessing, Lei sold 117 boxes in two hours.
Holli Bert, a spokeswoman for the Green Cross, said that after just 45 minutes, Lei had to call for backup cookies to replenish her stock.

"You put it in terms that they may understand," Lei's mother, Carol, told Mashable. "I'm not condoning it, I'm not saying go out in the streets and take marijuana. It also adds a little bit of cool factor. I can be a cool parent for a little bit."

According to Kelly Parisi, chief communications officer from Girl Scouts of the USA, each region of Girl Scouts has its own guidelines.

"All the money stays in local councils, and they make all decisions on how the cookie program is run," said Parisi in a statement. "As always, our primary concern is the safety and well-being of the girls we serve. Volunteers and parents are empowered to relocate their booths if conditions change and the location is no longer suitable."

With no opposition from Lei's local Girl Scouts chapter, she and her mother plan to return to the Green Cross to sell more cookies on Saturday.

“To date, we have not attempted to list either 'permitted' or 'prohibited' locations and have relied on parents and volunteers to make wise decisions for their girls,” said Dana Allen, director of marketing and communications of the Girls Scouts of Northern California, the region Lei belongs to. “As always, we evaluate our policies and procedures at the end of each cookie sale and will consider whether further guidelines will be beneficial regarding booth site selection.”

The Girl Scouts of Colorado issued a tweet expressing their disapproval of the situation. "If you are wondering, we don't allow our Girl Scouts to sell cookies in front of marijuana shops or liquor stores/bars" read the tweet.

The Green Cross, which also sells a variety of marijuana named Girl Scout Cookie, has posted numerous items on its Facebook page referencing Lei, with one comical post featuring the Dos Equis beer "most interesting man in the world."

"I don't always buy Girl Scout cookies, but when I do, I buy them from the genius outside The Green Cross pot dispensary," reads the post.


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/world/girl-sc...-in-2-hours-20140222-hvden.html#ixzz2u0pmGrvJ
 
I wonder which is worse for you girl scout cookies or vaping grass?

girl scout cookies strane

NSFW:
girl-scout-cookies-marijuana-strain-1.jpg
 
Feeeeerk, I'd heard of it as being something special but that picture is seriously - I think the phrase you kids use these days is 'dank as fuck'
 
^^ I just couldn't bring myself to say "dank as fuck" without a big dollop of irony ;)
 
Microwave ovens work by energising water molecules, making them heat up quickly. GSC's are so devoid of water that you can put them in a microwave oven and they simply do not heat up.

At all.

True dinks.
 
I actually had that Girl Scouts strain a few months ago...shit was TIGHT

Can't believe no other Girl Scouts have tried to pull this move out west though? Seems like it'd be a pretty simple thing to figure out...weed provides munchies...munchies make you/me want to eat things...sweet things are very easy to eat...repeat...
 
Microwave ovens work by energising water molecules, making them heat up quickly. GSC's are so devoid of water that you can put them in a microwave oven and they simply do not heat up.

At all.

True dinks.

bet you may be able to do this with allot of products like possibly little debbie, hostess twinkies, in fact all that never expire shit.. I think to carry such a shelf life the moisture content is likely all oil and it would not surprise me if they are also devoid of water?

Don't you know that girl scouts promote lesbian abortions?

why would a lesbian ever require to obtain an abortion.. seems kinda silly of them.;)
 
That girls got some serious entrepreneurial talent; gotta respect that. Selling munchies to people at a cannabis dispensary? Shit, that's a great little idea.

What would people's reaction have been if she had set up shop outside a Jenny Craig office? It still, IMO, would have been a representation of business savvy, selling delicious cookies to vulnerable fatties. But would it still be ok?
 
^ Just because people pick up weed from a dispensary doesn't mean that they'd be overweight??? Lol, potheads are definitely not synonymous with 'vulnerable fatties'
 
Erg... You're not understanding what I was saying.
A Jenny Craig office is a business office where overweight people who want to lose pounds consult with a dietician, get a diet plan, have their progress or lack of progress tracked, monitored, etc.

My question, again, was would people feel less light hearted about the girls business strategy if she was taking advantage of obese people instead of pot smokers.
My question was about 30% serious. But now I did need to make clear that I don't think MM users are 100% fatties. Haha. Hopefully we understand each other now.
 
Erg... You're not understanding what I was saying.
A Jenny Craig office is a business office where overweight people who want to lose pounds consult with a dietician, get a diet plan, have their progress or lack of progress tracked, monitored, etc.

My question, again, was would people feel less light hearted about the girls business strategy if she was taking advantage of obese people instead of pot smokers.
My question was about 30% serious. But now I did need to make clear that I don't think MM users are 100% fatties. Haha. Hopefully we understand each other now.

I would tell her "it's my cheat day today."
 
This girl is a genius.

Fuck girl scouts.
Anti-gay, small-minded, bigoted, religious organization that teaches girls "their place".
Better to give those kids some dank herb and let them find themselves.

They paid for part of my education. And I think you've got your facts backwards. They support pro-choice organizations, accept MtF scouts in the troops, objectively discuss LGBT issues and role-models in the handbooks, and support the improvement and advancement of girls.

Or maybe you're just mad that you can't get Tagalongs year-round. I know I am.

Although the Girl Scouts claim they do not “take a position on abortion,” GSUSA indirectly promotes abortion through their affiliation with, links to, membership in, and financial support of pro-abortion organizations.

As noted in the Girl Scouts and Pro-Abortion WAGGGS section, GSUSA also supports abortion rights through their membership in, substantial funding of, and close relationship with the World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts (WAGGGS), which aggressively promotes accessible, affordable and safe abortions.

One of the pro-life mothers who left the Girl Scouts upon learning of GSUSA’s relationship with WAGGGS reported the devastation she felt upon realizing that the WAGGGS pin she and her daughter had been wearing on their Girl Scout uniforms for years represented a pro-abortion organization.

As noted in the Girl Scouts and Pro-Abortion WAGGGS section, when Girl Scouts of the USA participate on WAGGGS UN teams they are participating with a delegation that aggressively promotes abortion. They also participate in UN caucuses, meetings and workshops that produce pro-abortion statements.
In 2010, Girl Scouts of the USA even facilitated the creation of a pro-abortion “Girls Statement” in their own United Nations “Girls Only Workshop.” (See the International Planned Parenthood section of this website to learn more about this controversial workshop.)
Despite GSUSA’s official statement that it does not take a position on girls’ health, sexuality, abortion or contraception, the “Girls Statement” GSUSA directed girls to work on during their workshop promoted abortion. Their statement demanded that UN Member States “ensure that girls have access to information and services regarding reproductive and sexual health.” (Emphasis added. Click here to read the “Girls Statement.”)
 
Top