Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
2 curries and 2 bottles of vodka?
mine would be vegetarian on account of meat being gross.
mine would be vegetarian on account of meat being gross.
2 curries and 2 bottles of vodka?
mine would be vegetarian on account of meat being gross.
You need some opiates man...Think I have a touch of Giardia or maybe viral gastroenteritis this past fortnight
My stools have great fluidity and a certain inverted geyser charm to them for the first spurt and I'm as flatulent as fuck, can't trust a fart and probably shed 5kg. It's on the verge of affecting my drinking routine
Time for some tinidazole and a worm dose
That’ll bung you up.You need some opiates man...
You yank ought to push alt+F4I read this and dont have enough published clinical trials of "effectiveness of novel subtle insults on the average whinging pom" get a PHD so this kid absorbs it, and had a few whacks of GHB and forgot what thread this is for fuck sake.
Whatever I quoted, it could be his ultimate guide to having a wank by his mum for all I know.
Wont remember to find out either , fubar where's the exit help
This woman I was on & off with (it was a bit complexed) got totally called off yesterday, she sent me a long text message & we are done for good, it did hurt me.
Sat here playing Townes Van Zandt live, smoking w & b, just had my first pipe.
@mal3volent see how us English deal with a broken heart mate, we play Townes records
Nobody on EADD will know Townes apart from me, I know you are aware of him though.
Post the text message.This woman I was on & off with (it was a bit complexed) got totally called off yesterday, she sent me a long text message & we are done for good, it did hurt me.
Sat here playing Townes Van Zandt live, smoking w & b, just had my first pipe.
@mal3volent see how us English deal with a broken heart mate, we play Townes records
Nobody on EADD will know Townes apart from me, I know you are aware of him though.
Post the text message.
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How well do you like your sister? I could be interested@Zopiclone bandit i think if you don't give any personal details/doxx her, i.e. just quote what she said. then that's fine. sounds like you drowned your sorrows. hope it wasn't too serious.
my sister got dumped by an idiot who'd already dumped her once, for the same reason as last time, yesterday. wondering when i should suggest that maybe if she was a better person she wouldn't be getting dumped all the time.
oh she's great. properly functioning human with good career prosects, friendship circle etc. she's younger than me and probably wouldn't go for someone older than me.How well do you like your sister? I could be interested![]()
LNS is like 50+ so she’s safe then!oh she's great. properly functioning human with good career prosects, friendship circle etc. she's younger than me and probably wouldn't go for someone older than me.
I come across as 50+? I’m offended.LNS is like 50+ so she’s safe then!![]()
I come across as 50+? I’m offended.