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Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

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Well I hope some cunt builds a time machine and sends Kyle Reece to shoot my mum before I’m born so I’ll escape that fate.

Maybe lady lucky sends her your way.

Hope you have a had a tetanus :)
 
most crackheads are on dark as well and therefore don't shit easily unless they're clucking. if you're at the shitting point of a cluck you're unlikely to have money to spend on crack, otherwise you wouldn't be shitting.

she might have been on her period.

anybody else got any bodily functions stories for us to discuss?
 
Temptation... Oops I mean erection.

I almost went on a tinder date with a hot looking trans woman out of curiosity....but she stood me up.
However I ended up getting a lot of sympathy and bagged off with a really hot "biological female"...sorry for the quotations but I've never had to say that before and not sure I'm being offensive or making an arse of myself; probably the latter.

Anyway the gay scene in Newcastle is fucking great for pulling women, ironically. I'm not Harrison ford I'm the 70s, but I think every time I've been out on the gay scene I've pulled. (And I'm basically straight). It's a fun time too!
 
chinup said:
most crackheads are on dark as well and therefore don't shit easily unless they're clucking. if you're at the shitting point of a cluck you're unlikely to have money to spend on crack, otherwise you wouldn't be shitting.

she might have been on her period.

anybody else got any bodily functions stories for us to discuss?
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Yeah, I think I mentioned before that since getting on methadone, I shit anacondas! It used to really hurt but now I'm just used to daily laying this absolutely unnecessary monster that often affects my plumbing.

Any plumbing tips for big shitters?
 
axe battler said:
Yeah, I think I mentioned before that since getting on methadone, I shit anacondas! It used to really hurt but now I'm just used to daily laying this absolutely unnecessary monster that often affects my plumbing.

Any plumbing tips for big shitters?
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not sure we have any plumbers in EADD?

i was always amazed that i didn't break my toilet when i finally went when i was using. i was routinely going over a month without.... apparently more than 20 days means you should consult a medic but i didn't know that and felt fine. i wasn't eating much. but anyway, when i finally did, i too didn't know how i didn't break the plumbing. and it would be 3 or 4 like that before i progressed to the diarrhea, ususally managed to score before then. i don't know where it fit inside me. i looked no different after multiple huge evacuations.
 
axe battler said:
Yeah, I think I mentioned before that since getting on methadone, I shit anacondas! It used to really hurt but now I'm just used to daily laying this absolutely unnecessary monster that often affects my plumbing.

Any plumbing tips for big shitters?
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It's canny annoying like. I dunno if the methadone is stopping me from losing weight. At least it doesn't seem to be fucking up my teeth. I'm pretty sure that's the junkie lifestyle and them needing something to blame it on. My teeth arent amazing but they're all there... Touch wood.
 
Have had builders in my house doing some repairs, this is their second week and they are working on my en suite, so I've moved to a different room for time being

It's made me notice just how fucked my mattress was as my sleep quality, restfulness my back have all been way better.

I'm dumping that old cunt of a mattress first thing when builders are done!
 
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My mattress cost a lot more than my bed and i spend no less than £100 on my shoes - good words to heed Mr login
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fuck mate! only shoes i spend more than £100 are my running shoes. otherwise converse ftw. to be fair i barely leave the house so mostly wear slippers. i got some birkenstocks cos everyone goes on about how comfy they are... and they give me fucking blisters.

did begrudgingly spend as much as i could afford on a decent mattress and don't regret it.
 
Ah a good mattress is the tits. I got mine and a beautiful mahogany bed for nothing off friends too. God I'm blessed in ways.
Only footwear ineber spent £100 on were my lobland cowboy boots (up to the mid shin, worn outside my skinny jeans) but they were uncomfortable as fuck. I thought I looked cool though!
They unfortunately went quite saggy and dirty as they were nubuck so my pa ended up cutting then up to use as part of a part of clothing he made for himself. Haven't worn cowboy boots since 😭
 
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