Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

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Fuckin 6 hours offline and half the world goes into meltdown?


What have we become

Self entitled wankers. And what of it, sir!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm still waiting for my kids to come to this realisation...

Teenager has devastating realisation she will one day be middle-aged prick

A TEENAGE girl is reeling from the bombshell that she will get old and become an arsehole just like her parents.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

 

[Jackal]

I've got a set of them cheap crap one's too. You will soon start making your own lock picks.

Possible, but I did do enough checking of various crap brands and believe I have one of the better variants

Still has to arrive from China, and given the absolute state of the postal service here that is not a given!

 

[Arnold]

Don't you just love it when two cats take over 2/3's of your bed and you're left with the remaining 1/3.
It's a double sized bed btw but still.

A normal person would kick them off the bed.
I just love fucking pussy on my bed.

It just explains the last 7 days of night rest when you add the bit that at 6am they want food and petting.

 

[Jabberwocky]

@Arnold that bed and in fact your whole house belongs to the cats. you should be grateful that they let you use it at all!!

 

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If the mrs cat even tries to get into my bedroom, it’s getting punted into next week.

 

[Inso]

Greetings from Bristoldam. Stayed a night for an appointment here. Love the city, especially their legalisation of cannabis usage.

Before I left my stepmum handed me a whole box of Oxynorm cos I was in a lot of pain the last couple weeks. Definitely taking for pain, not for enjoyment doctor

 

[Jackal]

A friend is seriously grinding my gears

Small town shenanigans

 

[Jabberwocky]

If the mrs cat even tries to get into my bedroom, it’s getting punted into next week.

that's a dumpable offence.

 

[Jabberwocky]

If the mrs cat even tries to get into my bedroom, it’s getting punted into next week.

that's a dumpable offence.

 

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that's a dumpable offence.

So is double posting.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Fuckin 6 hours offline and half the world goes into meltdown?

Don't you just love it when two cats take over 2/3's of your bed and you're left with the remaining 1/3.
It's a double sized bed btw but still.

A normal person would kick them off the bed.
I just love fucking pussy on my bed.

It just explains the last 7 days of night rest when you add the bit that at 6am they want food and petting.

Relate. One of mine manipulates into somehow taking up most of a double bed, it's just one of the feline species many superpowers.

that's a dumpable offence.

In my house it would be capital punishment worthy, if you having a lucky day

 

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@F.U.B.A.R. better not spill the antifreeze.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

@F.U.B.A.R. better not spill the antifreeze.

It's OK, I've drunk it all...

 

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It's OK, I've drunk it all...

Again..!

 

[Jabberwocky]

is it a good buzz @F.U.B.A.R.?

 

[Jackal]

2:41pm

Thursday

Time to get up, brush my teeth and await my lentil and bacon soup brunch delivery

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

is it a good buzz @F.U.B.A.R.?

Not really, but at least I won't need to put my heating on all winter...

 

[Jabberwocky]

About to have some lung function tests, bit nervous about them....

@Jackal is your life one long holiday or does it just seem that way?

 

[Inso]

I've got so much weed. Need help