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๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ Social ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

Perkins : Reborn said:
The joke is that children are generally obnoxious and selfish. Not that they're card carrying NSDAP members.

I would've thought it was quite obvious. And I genuinely worry that you're going to apply that kind of censorious approach to the rest of this forum.

This is EADD. We do things differently round here. Allow us to be what we are.

Or lose us. You've already lost enough.
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I see, my apologies, I'll see myself out! For the record, I'm offering this as a site user, I am not the forum moderator here and I'm taking no official action. Just as you can come into any other forum and offer your input, I thought I was welcomed to do that here. I guess I was wrong.
 
I respect traditions but I am not conservative either, we should together be able to adapt new culture if there are flaws in current one.

Tryptakid is also eligible to do their part over in EADD too. Whatever their part is.

I am not going to think about it further now.
 
Perkins : Reborn said:
Chalky White. Fucking hell.

I remember him telling a story - in recent years - that Ian Wright passed him by on a road playing 'black music' in his car whilst he was listening to Emerson, Lake and Palmer ('white music'). According to Davidson, Wright stopped by him and asked why he doesn't do Chalky White anymore. The story was obvious bullshit. Excruciating.



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I have a very distinct memory of being on a coach for what seemed like forever on the way from Northampton to Hemsby for our annual holiday.

Somebody on said coach decided to put a Jim Davidson cassette on to pass the time.

I do recall laughing hysterically at Chalky White observing โ€œda poo pooโ€ whilst wandering down a sewer in some shaggy dog story.

In hindsight, I was mostly laughing about โ€œda poo pooโ€ and only partially laughing at the ridiculously stereotypical โ€œjungleโ€ accent used for Chalky.

Honestly turns my stomach seeing that kinda shit these daysโ€ฆ but each to their own โค๏ธ
 
May be my sense of humour is somewhat warped, but some things that are just completely inappropriate and offensive can sometimes be even funnier, ime.

Some of the things Ricky Gervais and Frankie Boyle come out with for example.

(And also like Donald Trump taking the piss out of that disabled reporter with the club hand, who 'couldnt remember what he just said', apparently, and Trump was so completely inappropriate and offensive that all I could do was laugh.)

Depends on the exact circumstance of course, and it's not a blanket statement applying to anything and everything in that vein.

Dunno if you ever saw the Catherine Tate 'translator' sketch, from 2006, but I laughed so hard at that.



I still find it funny.

I think there is a danger that things can become too p/c and there is a balance to be struck.
 
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Bleaney said:
May be my sense of humour is somewhat warped, but some things that are just completely inappropriate and offensive can sometimes be even funnier, ime.
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Makes me think of @tryptakid 100%



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I don't have (or want) children, but I don't want to picture a world in which I'd be reported to police or social services for calling young Timmy a little Nazi when he's misbehaving in the frozen food aisle in Tesco.
 
I took a video of cunt truck driver which had parked their long-ass truck alllllll the way acrossss the fucking light traffic lane, so that people had to go around the hood to the drive lane. Made police report and merged video into that. Call me snitch all you want, that is less painful both to piece of shit of driver and truck company than many other options I had in my mind...

I still have NEVER poured surstrรถmming all over the car of any cunt over here, and I think that demonstrates exceptional strength of character and immense compassion and forgiveness. Mostly I just flip my middle finger all day and swear until I run out of breath.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
Better avoid David Lammy when you are shopping then.
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Ah fuck, that guy.

It's all over and done with now (re: child Nazi joke), but I had a girlfriend whose family had to escape both the Nazis and the Ukrainian pogroms, and she'd joke about people being 'Nazis' occasionally. Even her flatmate turning the heating off. She never got detained by Shomrim the whole time.
 
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Perkins : Reborn said:
Monsieur Louis Cachet, of course!
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My ex drove me to Fantoft Stave Church the last time I was in Norway, I wanted to take a selfie by it with a box of matches, she said it wasn't a good idea & I would make the news if it got seen online.

Her daughter was dropped off from pre-school one day & I made a joke about Varg, I had no idea the woman worked for NTV & her husband was the guy who filmed Varg going into court when he tried to hide his face with a coat. Norwegian people get VERY upset if you mention what happened in the 1990's & make a joke out of it.
 
Ah, he's totally fucked in the head. I remember him spending an entire video trying to explain that because he gets a sun tan he's 'whiter' than the Irish, British and Nordic people who burn, because of some crazy 'red melanin' bullshit. And he seems to think that autism is an actual superpower.

I like all that early stuff, but Det som en gang var is probably the best album opener of the time. Can't believe that one very young guy put that together.
 
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