Sounds like my kind of party. I'd have pushed the dog out of the way though - I fuckin love peanut butter me...
...getting that dog costume on was a right faff though....Sounds like my kind of party. I'd have pushed the dog out of the way though - I fuckin love peanut butter me...
YOU DONT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!?!?!???
Itโs like a million calories, Iโd prefer to be shot in the knees than eat peanut butter.YOU DONT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!?!?!???
Weirdly I like the cheaper stuff, probably the added sugar and salt. I used to need jam on it but now I'm 37 and a bit more mature just a thin scraping of PB on toast is DA BOI.
YOU DONT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!?!?!???
Weirdly I like the cheaper stuff, probably the added sugar and salt. I used to need jam on it but now I'm 37 and a bit more mature just a thin scraping of PB on toast is DA BOI.
Shame the feeling ain't mutual and stop pm'ing me asking to see me knob.Love you guys
Peanut butter, raspberry jam, cheddar cheese and a half packed of M&M's in a toastic. . . mmmmmmItโs like a million calories, Iโd prefer to be shot in the knees than eat peanut butter.![]()
Ye fat fucker!Peanut butter, raspberry jam, cheddar cheese and a half packed of M&M's in a toastic. . . mmmmmm
Someone's stoned.Peanut butter, raspberry jam, cheddar cheese and a half packed of M&M's in a toastic. . . mmmmmm
Literally just tomato sauce and Marmite on bread? I think I'll give that a miss. Pb and Marmite on some nice seedy toast is the nootz. The ration should be about 5:1 PB: Marmite I reckon. It's also nice not to mix them and try to have like streaks of Marmitey bits that suddenly hit you. So good blondin, you're in for a treat.When I was about 10 I invented a sandwich - marmite and tomato ketchup. Lovely. Deffo want to try PB and Marmite
The clutches of addiction. You can't help people who don't want to be helped.Saw my oldest friend today outside my local Tesco begging, over 32 years I've known this man. Sadly now he's shacked up with a man with a dog, they sit outside said Tesco all day, and the great British public furnish them with everything they need from clothing, food for dog and persons, and drink, and ultimately money. I've just had a text off said friend's younger brother confirming, it's a IVD relationship. I'm literally at a loss for words, I've gone and met my friend, tried to pull him away, get him fed and showered, clean set of clothes, full belly.
I feel like a chocolate fireguard, I've already buried a close friend because of IVD usage led to a major clot that ultimately killed him. I feel like I'm yet again to see it, at my own Tesco every time I go fill up for a feed.
I literally want to peel my own face off.
TBH I like my yeast in my bread and my women, not so much out of a jarLiterally just tomato sauce and Marmite on bread? I think I'll give that a miss. Pb and Marmite on some nice seedy toast is the nootz. The ration should be about 5:1 PB: Marmite I reckon. It's also nice not to mix them and try to have like streaks of Marmitey bits that suddenly hit you. So good blondin, you're in for a treat.
PB and that chilli/chicken oil that comes in the little red jars is amazing too. Anyone who likes PB and Marmite should definitely try it. It's probably even better than Marmite @F.U.B.A.R.
That sucks. Good on you for trying to helpSaw my oldest friend today outside my local Tesco begging, over 32 years I've known this man. Sadly now he's shacked up with a man with a dog, they sit outside said Tesco all day, and the great British public furnish them with everything they need from clothing, food for dog and persons, and drink, and ultimately money. I've just had a text off said friend's younger brother confirming, it's a IVD relationship. I'm literally at a loss for words, I've gone and met my friend, tried to pull him away, get him fed and showered, clean set of clothes, full belly.
I feel like a chocolate fireguard, I've already buried a close friend because of IVD usage led to a major clot that ultimately killed him. I feel like I'm yet again to see it, at my own Tesco every time I go fill up for a feed.
I literally want to peel my own face off.
Tesco for fruit, bread, household stuff, Aldi for meat and beer.Yeah @LoginNotSecure good on you for being there for him. It makes me so guilty thinking of what I put my friends through when I was heavily using. All you can do is wait for him to get sick of it, which hopefully will happen. And maybe start shopping at Lidl/Aldi since they piss all over Tesco any day of the week IDST.
TIL I am not ratMy dog wouldn't eat it. Apparently it's what they use to make animals "talk" in films and shit so I wanted to recreate it.
DID you know! That rats can't fart, so if you feed them baking soda they basically basically EXPLODE (or more likely just split and rupture and bleed to death). Quite brutal end, but no worse than plaster of Paris or Arsenic, I suppose. My parents are in the process of poisoning some in their back garden at the moment, poor little shits.