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🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

I have no idea what titubating means but I love learning new words.

I tripped last night and didn't sleep much so I'm feeling fried. I'm mostly spending today getting stoned and eating and not moving from this beanbag.

I ordered some supplements: Chaga, lions mane, cordyceps, ashwaganda and matcha capsules. Might start microdosing for a bit too.

Obviously these things are miraculously going to fix my life.
 
I've been closely following saga of a yoing British gentleman names "Joe Mama" on YouTube for some weeks now as he made repeated efforts to set a new 4B2C (four beers and two cigarette) world record time

I fell like this record should be held by me, ideally, or an other EADD user

The following video is another guy, the Smegmagican, setting down a brisk 4b2c time

Thank me now


Opening the beers prior and pouring them into a big container so they’re less gassy, yeah that’s already making it easier. I’d call that a fail.
 
Opening the beers prior and pouring them into a big container so they’re less gassy, yeah that’s already making it easier. I’d call that a fail.
Possibly

though the rules are clear and simple - must be 5% or stronger beers, 4 x 33cl cans or equivalent. Cigs must be full strength and normal size

Everything else up to the competitors as to how they do it

I am considering a 2m gravity beer bong contraption to deliver the beers to my gut in ten seconds or less
 
Possibly

though the rules are clear and simple - must be 5% or stronger beers, 4 x 33cl cans or equivalent. Cigs must be full strength and normal size

Everything else up to the competitors as to how they do it

I am considering a 2m gravity beer bong contraption to deliver the beers to my gut in ten seconds or less
I could do the beers within a few minutes, I couldn’t do the smoking 🚬 part.
 
I've got my driving theory test on Monday and I've done about an hour of revision so far.

Piece of piss, right?
It probably is for the type of person that you seem to be. But there is the pitfall of potentially taking it for granted and then failing as a result. But I'm sure you're aware of that.

I'd look up some you tube videos etc for further info, tips, and advice.

I took mine back in the dark ages, and back then it consisted of having to state what 3 different road marking or road signs meant from the highway code booklet. And also 3 questions that the examiner asked at the end of the driving test. And even though I didn't get one of them fully correct, I still passed.

"Why shouldn't you slow down using the gears?"

"Because it will strain the engine."

"Yes, but what else?"

"It will strain the gearbox."

"Yes, but what else?"

"Errrrm, I'm not sure."

"It's because the driver behind will not see your brake lights"

"Oh! OK."

What a weird question that was. Who on earth slows their car down by using the gears?

Anyway, it didn't seem to matter all that much, as I still passed.

I got just one 'strike' during the driving part of the test, as I didn't noticeably check my mirrors on a roundabout.

So it seems you don't have to get a perfect score during either the driving or theory parts. Or at least you didn't when I took my test way back when.
 
Holy shit, I have been sleeping so fucking good since I got weed. And overall have been functioning. I just slept barely 7 hours, but it feels like I had been sleeping 12 hours. I was baffled looking at the clock upon waking up. And none of that fucking mirtazapine drowsiness.

I had been riding like a slug also, but when I had slept two nights baked, I suddenly could maintain in front of cars again.
 
I remember getting my drivers license driving my up one ways and spinning at the trafffic lights.. but hey this S.A and this was a good 20 yrs ago and today you can just buy the fucking thing. Most corrupt part I stay. But that’s life.

So enjoy. You only got one life
 
Oh and if you can try getting your advance driving license, I have mine up to level 2. Did it through merc, cause that’s what I drive. Plus advasive driving courses are awesome too. Did that too.
 
I was around a friend of mines house yesterday morning

Smoking high grade, drinking beer, fixing one of his scooters

Dude mentioned he had a bad stomach yesterday and ate ivermectin and spent the evening on the toilet

A while later he hands me a tuna salad sandwich cut in half

Ate it. He mentioned it was from some delivery or another from yesterday...

Sleep was fitful last night & I've now had 21 shits from 6.30am to now almost 9.30am and i am READY for a champions breakfast

Is half a manky tuna sammich the ultimate bowel cleanser?

Fuck yer all bran, this shit is the shit
 
Failed this time. I guess I do actually got to study for it huh. I was only off by 5 questions though so I don't need to improve much.
Failed mine three time before I finally got it. That was about 2 months ago or so. Back out driving every week hour and a half lessons, practical test in November ahhh!
 
Failed mine three time before I finally got it. That was about 2 months ago or so. Back out driving every week hour and a half lessons, practical test in November ahhh!
My next theory is booked in for November. How long did you have to wait to get your practical booked after passing your theory out of curiosity?
 
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