Spingle Spongle Spangle Spam
Some folk like to diss our Sam
But he's a person just like us
So there's no need to be so
Samhain Grim you are my muse
It irks me when they you abuse
You're a clever chap with a heart of gold
Ignore their horrid words, so cold
atm23
you're the moderator for me
you lay down the law like Judge fukin' dredd
and if it's needed it will be said
your spelling needs some close attention
though I know grammatical errors are not your intention
Sometimes you appear to become irate
But truth be told you tolerate.
Kate my love you are a dear
Although your syntax is oft quite queer
Your heart is made of solid gold
Hold me close to counteract the cold
I must admit I don't always agree
with your forthright opinion; but it's all irie
when you post on BL I sit up and read
about your vagina, on the bleed.
Effie, sweet girl of the board
Most caring lass by all adored
Where have you been? It's all too long
Since we've read your wisdom, heard your song
You're a fountain of knowledge, a source of love
If Vic summoned for me a Dove from Above
I'd choose Effie as my topic, if only to show
My love for you, it fills me so.
Now Albion, your turn arrives
Up the wall, PV you drives
Lego structures from another dimension
It's clear you're making your full ascension
To another dimension, an unknown place
your artwork stimulates, makes our hearts race
Though Mailmonkey harps on that you're very posh
You're a credit, MM's words should be given the kibosh.
So those are the mods, with whom it's lovely to live
but it's the plebs like me who my life, purpose give.
The range of wit, the variety
are what makes it all worth while to me
I may often disagree with what some cunt has said
MSB's posts have often made my vision turn red
But that's half the point, to get another perspective
So I'm fine with your cutting, vitriolic invective
In summary, then you're all a pleasure to know
A fine set of druggies, putting on the finest show
Let me take out my penis, let me hold it tight
and smother you in my semen with all my might.
