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Gibberings episode CXCVI -- I'm on my cycle, who wants a backie?

I once wrote to the tax office when i was skint on the off chance -they asked what they thought I had earned in the two years in qusetion didn't have a clue so i just made up a couple of figures sent it off and forgot about it. 6 weeks later got a cheque for 950 quid and a week later one for 350..i was a dole junkie at the time so much excitment ensued
 
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I somehow fell asleep with a can of coke in my hand. And poured it everywhere. Classic D:
 
Just finished my shift for the day. Headed home to hopefully a dark room and rummaging for sleepy time friends. Wake me up for work, or preferably never.

Ps if the my culchie king arrives tell him they've buried me beneath the weeping willow.
 
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Tangerine Dream said:
Raasyvibe said:
Tangerine Dream said:
Flowers are sluts.
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I don't get it.
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Looking all pretty to attract insects to help them reproduce. Many different insects. Female. Slut.

Now if it were male obviously it would just be a player.
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Oh, so there was method in your statement. Yes I see now. You have a very strange mind, but it definitely makes sense

BecomingJulie said:
And if you're suffering from hay fever, remember: Pollen is flower jizz
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I don't get it.

I mean, if you don't suffer hay fever are you saying Pollen isn't jizz? :?
 
Went to a job this morning - site contact was a right old fat officious scouse cunt.... "Can't let you on site without your NI No. Date of birth (do you know that? hur hur hur..), phone no. Etc. Etc...." After supplying the fat bastard with the required info, he took one look at my d.o.b. and said " fucking hell, you're older than I am!". "Yeh", thinks I, " ive not been drinking and eating myself to death since the age of 12. What's a 20 year opiate addiction in comparison?". Made my bloody day...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Went to a job this morning - site contact was a right old fat officious scouse cunt.... "Can't let you on site without your NI No. Date of birth (do you know that? hur hur hur..), phone no. Etc. Etc...." After supplying the fat bastard with the required info, he took one look at my d.o.b. and said " fucking hell, you're older than I am!". "Yeh", thinks I, " ive not been drinking and eating myself to death since the age of 12. What's a 20 year opiate addiction in comparison?". Made my bloody day...
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Maybe... deep down, the fat officious scouse cunt knew you'd judge him in such a way...and by the same token, treated you with similar disdain.

Learn to love all people and maybe that energy will be returned.
 
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Please Lord of Snoo, give me me that one snoo today. I need it. I'll arrange the sacrifice.
 
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