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Gibberings episode 0x000000c6(?) -- No in outs or butts about it. Anal fissure!

Exercise done n let me tell youz it's difficult doing squat-jumping jacks n other various plyometric exercises with this belly button in. A thick thing to say but it's surprising how much we use our tummy without realizing it. Breathing in n a plaster hels this.

Evey
 
Why the fuck did I volunteer for a 9am shift?

Fubar... WHAAAAAA I've not read back. WTF?

EDIT: Read it. 8o
 
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Yay I'm getting on with most people lately. Been talking to some of the other mams on Facebook n it's really nice to get along with them n to not feel that horrible anger feeling where everything gets on my nerves no matter what or whom it is. I actually was happy for my sis in law when she put pics of her going on a night out n gave her a compliment about it (I usually would have felt bitter about the fact I've not been on a night in 5 years n the fact that no-one cares lol) but it's all lovely n stuff!

It's lovely to actually feel happy for others instead of jealous n hurt, lovely to get along with people n discuss normal, day-to-day topics without feeling irritated n angry. It's lovely to listen to others without thinking that they're being mean to me, n being on the defensive.

All is ace, well almost all - my Mam still isn't talking to me :( not sure what to do about that.

But heyho I love you all heaps n heaps n I feel privledged n honoured to be a part of this community n share some of you lives, even if it's just virtual, small part. And feel pleased to have lovely friends on here like Raasy who's unique n a joy to be in contact with (sorry I had to get one Raasy in to be annoyi....errrrr pleasant to him ;) )

Edit: FUBAR, sorry to hear of your issue.

<3 to ye all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Evey
 
Sunny?! At least there's some of it out there. Still hoying it down here, don't mind it too much tho as means I won't get any hassle.

Glad you're feeling better, know how it is to feel like that and it's so much less stressful to realise that pretty much no one is thinking shit about you 24/7, and if someone does, so what? Also nice to be able to feel happy for other people, way I see it is their happiness isn't negatively affecting my own happiness or lack of, so good for them! Life is good though, really. Passing time looking for jobs seems to be good for me general mood today. Onwards and upwards etc etc
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Has this ever happened to any of you fellers out there?
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You're not alone Fubar... 8o

The blood... oh.. THE BLOOD...!

All I can suggest is do not try and have sex or attempt to knock one out by yourself until it has fully healed. It will just start the process all over again. Oh the blood...!

Involuntary erections can be dangerous also, just try and think about your parents having sex or something to get rid of it..

In the early stages of healing even a hard on can tear it again. I feel your pain brother. I think it was about 2 weeks before I attempted to use the fella again when it ripped again, not as severe as the original but still the blood and having to start healing again which took another 2 weeks to heal completely. If I hadn't been impatient I think 3 weeks tops and I'd of been good to go, probably 2.5 weeks..

The good news is that once it's healed you'd never know and your penis forgives you.. :)
 
Dicks seem like such hassle, I can't imagine having one and not having had it surgically reattached by now
 
sore from gardening. needing 2 each of codiene, paracetamol and ibuprofen just to be able to walk in the morning's is getting tiresome. I shouldnt even be taking ibuprofen because it just sets my stomach on fire too.

Oooh, lovely morning wake up whinge n whine. Its like the opposite of wake n bake ;p
 
Hello all. Was so wired and achy last night after taking al lad I thought id never get to sleep. Had to knock it on the head with some benzos so feel well tested now haha.

Edit: Have to go into town to return some shoes, would rather just sit in the park as its sunny.
 
Ah saw your message this morning and then got up for work n forgot, how was it in general? Made me achey as fuck every time I took it and had to go the benzo route, fun though!
 
wibble said:
Hello all. Was so wired and achy last night after taking al lad I thought id never get to sleep. Had to knock it on the head with some benzos so feel well tested now haha.

Edit: Have to go into town to return some shoes, would rather just sit in the park as its sunny.
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Every time I see your ID I think of jelly lol. Can I ask what your ID means? Kinda curious. It's nice to have yoy back here by the way.

Evey
 
This is it.

Dad asked for his cable back. The only charger I know the whereabouts that I use. My hours/minutes are limited. Nothing is charged.

goodbye cruel internet world.
 
ScotchMist said:
You're not alone Fubar... 8o

The blood... oh.. THE BLOOD...!

All I can suggest is do not try and have sex or attempt to knock one out by yourself until it has fully healed. It will just start the process all over again. Oh the blood...!

Involuntary erections can be dangerous also, just try and think about your parents having sex or something to get rid of it..

In the early stages of healing even a hard on can tear it again. I feel your pain brother. I think it was about 2 weeks before I attempted to use the fella again when it ripped again, not as severe as the original but still the blood and having to start healing again which took another 2 weeks to heal completely. If I hadn't been impatient I think 3 weeks tops and I'd of been good to go, probably 2.5 weeks..

The good news is that once it's healed you'd never know and your penis forgives you.. :)
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Thanks for empathising SM, I believe this sort of thing is quite common and no doubt rough sex on stimulants and Viagra doesn't help...

Wow, no stiffies for 3 weeks - what can you do to prevent morning wood though?

Oh The Blood....

When I pulled out it was everywhere - the look of horror on her face was a picture =D. I really wish now that i'd collapsed on the bed clutching my groin and shouting "your twat's bitten me fuckin cock off, you bitch!" Oh how she would have laughed...

Anyway, upon my very tentative inspection of the injury, it seems that I've not snapped the frenulum (but it bloody felt like it), there is actually a tear at the point where it joins the glans. Couldn't have picked a more sensitive area. When the shower hit it this morning it felt like a red hot kebab skewer had been thrust down my Japs...8o
 
Ouch! FUBAR that sounds pretty horrific :D

Although, of all the reasons you could potentially sustain any injury, most are quite lame in comparison to 'destroyed my cock having rough sex on stimulants and viagra'.

I've never had that happen thankfully (circumcised) - only groin related injury was an unfortunate and unexpected testicular torsion ten years ago which gave me 6 hours to get operated on before I lost a nad. It was one of the most excruciating things ever.

But I got my first shot of morphine because of it and a pretty smooth shave on my sack, came out of there looking 10 years younger. So swings & roundabouts...%)
 
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