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Gibberings episode 0x000000c5 -- Play nicely or you're out!

“If they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off."

Well can't argue with that really.
 
I had to borrow my boss's car a few weeks ago, cause mine was broken, and the only CD in there was a Shaggy: Greatest Hits album. His FM radio was out too. It was a five hour drive.

I'd have lopped off some heads by hour two.
 
Ceres said:
how to defeat ISIS according to Shaggy http://rt.com/news/272365-shaggy-isis-weed-music/
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I'm sorry if I thought the article was very disappointing. I had such high expectations :(

I thought he was going to suggest that all diplomats, and heads of government and states, of the USA, visit every foreign embassy, pull some charming faces, with a well kept, handsome beard, to boot!

Once they learn the few words in every tongue of the people they've devastated, they can simply say, ''It wasn't me%)''

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الإنجليزية العراقي
میں نے نہیں کیا
Ní níor chuir sé dom
It wasn't me. So what, you caught it all on camera. People catch everything on camera these days. I have seen that look-a-like of me that gets lots of attention. Don't worry about the world economy, we're shitting gold and we're the Iron Bank
Путин sodomises российские баллистические ракеты . Я sodomise свою аудиторию с моим юмора :p



British Response

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Salutations, to my fellow species here, and the sub-species, too.
I may not be as suave as Obama, but I have learned the classic 'Shagway; song with some other ex-cabinet ministers. So if you'd like to count us in, Dave 'irie' Bonghit who, by the way reduced the soap bar to class C, before the days of the 9bar were over

Wait I forget the chords, give me a minute and I'll get it. We may as well just do the chorus because we've nobody to do the part of..Slick Rick? That must be right. Alistair, you scoundrel, make me look me like 'Slick Rick' while I remember the chords.

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No, Davey, you said you could drum, leave my studio now!

Harriet 'Harlet' Harrman - you cannot make a baseline. Your harmonies sound like a group of magpies. You're out, but you can have this as company as you write your biography.
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It was caught just this morning by George Galloway, so there's still plenty of pong on it. It's worse than a Tesco wine./

The lot of you can go home. This feels more like a solo thing. Besides, I am peace envoy ;)

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It wasn't completely me. If you looked at it closely, it's us that you will see. However, that completely proves that; It wasn't me. We were caught on the oilfields, hospitals and farms, So we destroyed just about everything in a pre-emptive, planned alarm.
I was a little part of the Merkin's arm, so I, Tony, did no direct harm.

Did I do it good, Alistair? I remembered the chords, I think :) I think it was suave, a different suave to Obama, but the scarf and chinos type.

Yeah that sounds tickety-boo. Bono would eat this shit up.

Can you please give me a mirror to see if I looked like Slick Rick in the podcast?

For heaven's sake, Soupy! I don't look like Slick Rick at all. You've made me look like that space machine, Bez, from happy days.

Never mind. It's too late now. Dick Clinton is coming to talk to me about 'Northern Ireland'. That's always code for me pissing him off. I have PMQs in 90 minutes. I need to inject some botox into my arms so that my hand gestures don't become suggestive of a guitar player. I want this album to bring peace and British companies to the Middle East.

Clinton
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''Well, well, Tony - Hoss. We need to have a word. I couldn't help but hear your little plan for world peace.''

''Yes, Dick, I thought a more contemporary approach could solve some problems''.

''You may be right there, Bambi. However I know you ain't as dumb as a box of rocks :| In Arkansas, we have an old saying - you are a limey asshole, consarnit''

''I don't understand, Willy, my chap. I supported y..''

''It doesn't matter what you supported, poindexter. You made this record without including me as saxophonist. With my wife's campaign coming up, we could use that coverage. Jeb Bush already bagsied all the money. Besides, I may not be black, but I am just as suave as Obama, and definitely Bush. Bambi, I am now telling you that you are on my 'minded' list. That means no more mate's rates for ganje''.

''OK CLITON, I usually have more patience than an NHS A&E ward, but you have let me no choice but to stop humouring you. I do talks for hundreds of thousands of pounds now. I eat the body and blood of Christ since leaving office. I would not mess with me.

Besides, Obama gives me mates rates and his stuff isn't Chinese rubbish. He gets that good Scottish herb.

And one more thing - I had a rendezvous with Miss Lewinsky; she says that although your size is not to be scoffed at, your member has the dimensions of the average piece of popcorn, with your scrotum being like a McCoys crisp, but one of the shite flavours.
 
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Ceres said:
Time Trumpet Clip
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Time trumpet - totally underrated, along with a lot of Ianucci's stuff. You need to have a certain knowledge of the world outside your house to get his humour.


Sorry about the rant. The post arrived and I took a bit of stims and smoked a few joints, in preparation for cleaning my room and the animals. I got a bit lost in the scenario, sorry fellas :( The plus side is that I haven't seen a single diddy during these hours, or touched my willy. Just listened to heavy music and sniff the clothes on the floor. I need to sort them into three groups; clean, passable, washing machine time.

Expect more though.

Also blame Roger Miller. No phone, no pool, no pets. He ain't got no cigarettes.
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However, he has a tasty Raoul Duke selection.

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Start harassing her. Sign her email up for as many things as possible. Perfectly within the law - maybe -.. .
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[if ur even serious] the worst thing she can possibly do, will achieve nothing but exacerbate the situation entirely and cause her to lose all grounds when trying to report the incidents as it becomes a 2 way affair.

Bearlove said:
Spray paint 'Nonce' on her house -
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I was thinking "Psycho-Stalko-Woman" followed by a smiley face


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Eve, as far as I can tell this harassment is limited to e-mail. It's really not that hard to block an e-mail address and I've already shown you how. Let her type her heart out, as all her hard work is transferred to your junk box, never to be seen. And indeed, best not discussed publicly because she'll be reading all this and lovin' the attention. (Hi Julie *waves*)

As aforementioned, don't use the same username in other forums and don't be passing out your addresses openly online (they'll become googlable) ... if it get's too much, just talk to the police about it and see what they advise.
 
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Raasy the link you gave me was for computer not for iPhone there's no way to block E-mail on iPhone only text, phone calls n facetime. In the old days with Hotmail etc it was so easier to block.
And its not limited to E-mails she goes on the nony thread n tries getting admin to ban me copying any post i make here.
But i do here what your saying n am going to get round to changing my E-mail addy tho it seems like a lot of hard work having to change everything.

But thanks I appreciate the advice n nah I'm not going to do what Scotchy said I know he's joking though :)

Do we have a citalopram (celexa) antidepressants (SSRI) thread? If not, Would anyone like one?

Evey
 
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citalopram didn't agree with me atall, gave up on it quickly because of the horrible side effects.

I've been on sertraline for like 8 months now, the first couple of weeks were hard going, lots of nightmares and sweating, but now its stabilised and no noticable side effects. Really not sure if it's helping my mood, so hard to tell....you do need to give these drugs at least two weeks to get them working.

I've tried pretty much every SSRI/SNRI on the market over the years, sertraline is the first one that i seem to be able to tolerate.

I think everyone is slightly different and there is a bit of a roundabout of trying each drug until you find one that suits you.

Mirtazapine is excellent stuff aswell, I take that on top of the sertraline
 
Yea me friend is on sertraline n said I should try that. It's weird the first time I went on cit i was restless n hyped from it but was second time WDing from opies. This time i feel like a cloud of fog but giving it time n ANYTHING is better than the anxiety wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Ceres im glad you've stablised on sert.

Edit: Mirtazapine turned me into psychobitch so I quickly came off.

Evey
 
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