Gibberings CXXXXI: Gibber Me Timbers

[Urbain]

I must just be a very clean person, anything that gets cummed on by me is either binned or put in the wash immediately. Unless it's alive in which case it can take care of itself.

Hahahaha

 

[Ceres]

Unless it's alive in which case it can take care of itself.

poor kitteh.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Summer is back, fuck yeah. We've got four hours apparently.

 

[Ceres]

this summer is going on and on and on, the heat is mind numbing.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Notice how the other drug forum trumps bl in all of google's search results yet it's such a painful reading experience.

In other news, if you've ever lost days of sleep wondering how sewing machines work:

 

[knock]

Finally I can sleep, thanks Uncle.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Np.

Next week: magnets.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

We have to wait a week??

 

[Uncle Robert]

Sorry but because scientists don't really know I think it will take me about a week to figure it out for them. Maybe less if I work evenings. Maybe more if my new drug related board game idea takes shape.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Does anyone have any links to the law preventing police opening post without a warrant? Tried google but it isn't being my friend today

No links, but I know they can't.

 

[Allein]

No links, but I know they can't.

The mail is sacred, especially when it contains my drugs

I believe customs are allowed to open incoming international mail though ??

 

[Mailmonkey]

The mail is sacred, especially when it contains my drugs

I believe customs are allowed to open incoming international mail though ??

yes, customs can do what the fuck they like, but once an item, (even of international mail) has been handed over to Royal Mail, the police are not allowed to open it.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Jesus. I went for a power walk and now can't stop sweating buckets

Going to have a cold shower. Then a cold drink.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Jesus. I went for a power walk and now can't stop sweating buckets
.

5 mins down to the 24 hour garage for skins, Lamberts, a can of pop and a jazz mag isn't a power walk.

 

[Allein]

yes, customs can do what the fuck they like, but once an item, (even of international mail) has been handed over to Royal Mail, the police are not allowed to open it.

So its only those fekers in the sorting offices and thats limited to kiddies birthday cards??? :D

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Was walking for over an hour

 

[Ceres]

thats a long way to go for a porn mag.

Christ who gets porn on paper these days?

 

[Tangerine Dream]

I'll be laughing (whilst wanking) when a solar flare takes down the grid and fries every computer

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Fucking K-ciders cost £1.39 now instead of £1.25 at my local shop

 

[Ceres]

fuck that, I don't drink myself, but the cost must be terrible.

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