Gypsies been back stole all my bike and power tools the bastadddddddds, theyre camped out in a field about 5 minutes away. Came round other day just casually walking round the back of my house, "ey er what are you doing" , "oh hello there sir, do you want your drive way tarmacing", ermmm yeah just rip up all this new masonry driveway and stick some asphalt on it mate it will be great.
Stole £600 worth of copper last time, im going to leave a trap. Going to leave out some scrap metal later tonight then when they come back going to smash them round the head with a tommy mallet, the fuckers.
Been waiting to use this all year