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Gibberings CXXXVIII : brimz' ribs

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You've just got to find the pubs that don't have tossers in them. Villages have great pubs.
 
I Luv it when it all goes like that .

JUst did EVErything in 1hr . The lot .

Had a Nice fat hmmn.

couple of diaz . Swally of somnite . Y'all better REkonise this is the last of an era . 18 years . man that's as long as some of y'all been alive .

Well the era is done in OCTober.

Gonna fight it , cos that's what i do but i'm pretty much resigned that i will have to be a Tax payer .
 
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Agree with Ponti but add 'and also excellent' in there somewhere.

I'm still feeling hungover, despite finishing boozing around 8 or 9pm on Sunday. Definitely a sign from someone, somewhere (possibly my own body) that I should cut it out. Don't think the weather helps though, just went out to see bunny and I swear I could taste the air, it's that humid.

Agree with the village pubs statement also, was one in a village about fifteen miles out of here that let us drink there despite knowing I was underage at the time and was like summat out of Emmerdale. Same village also had a posh hotel bar where we sat chewing our faces off a couple of times, which was also strangely lenient.

I'm going to go shower forever now.
 
yeah the kind of pub which falls silent when you walk in and everyone turns round to look at you....filled with kitten drowners and murderers
 
Pubs are awesome what the hell are you guys talking about? Apart from being spangled off me tits in clubs, sitting in a pub with a pint of ale on a comedown trying to eat a pack of marmite-flavoured crisps watching saturday footie are the best moments I've had in the UK.
 
@ Brimz: That's why they're great.

We actually conned our local (one of many, this town used to have more pubs than people when I was just into my 20s) into putting on a DnB night. It was actually massively successful, never seen the place so packed, but we only had the one. Dunno if it was their choice, or a lack of arsedness on my mate's side but it'd have been cool for it to be a regular thing in a town like this.
 
@ Brimz: That's why they're great.

We actually conned our local (one of many, this town used to have more pubs than people when I was just into my 20s) into putting on a DnB night. It was actually massively successful, never seen the place so packed, but we only had the one. Dunno if it was their choice, or a lack of arsedness on my mate's side but it'd have been cool for it to be a regular thing in a town like this.


wE HAd a pub on Lock a big one as well .

The Weston Hotel . Bath

We were running it our little Posse . It was fukin cool till it went shit side .

Massive place , function room we had dex in . All food was free . Only paid 4 Booze . God damn more i think , more we ripped shit up .

2 Pool Tables - Free

Juke box - Free

Quiz machine with Hangman addicted to that !!!

Sky Sports all over.

Smoke Weed in the Function Room .

i'll think of more later .
 
@ Brimz: That's why they're great.

We actually conned our local (one of many, this town used to have more pubs than people when I was just into my 20s) into putting on a DnB night. It was actually massively successful, never seen the place so packed, but we only had the one. Dunno if it was their choice, or a lack of arsedness on my mate's side but it'd have been cool for it to be a regular thing in a town like this.

In uni we had a pub on the corner that was basically in the same block as the halls, first year I was there it was the typical east London pub, with a mix of eldery regulars and bald tatooted types, then it changed management and the new guy basically allowed us to have student nights in there, playing DnB and everything, he even had his brother in law stay in the loos and sell coke. Wicked it was
 
i like your way too though? your flat, square face and makeup akin to a deranged dragqueen makes you creepy enough, try not to add to it by creeping online, ziggy airhead
Square face? Flat face? At least pick on my actual flaws - much more effective that way!
 
wE HAd a pub on Lock a big one as well .

The Weston Hotel . Bath

We were running it our little Posse . It was fukin cool till it went shit side .

Massive place , function room we had dex in . All food was free . Only paid 4 Booze . God damn more i think , more we ripped shit up .

2 Pool Tables - Free

Juke box - Free

Quiz machine with Hangman addicted to that !!!

Sky Sports all over.

Smoke Weed in the Function Room .

i'll think of more later .

In uni we had a pub on the corner that was basically in the same block as the halls, first year I was there it was the typical east London pub, with a mix of eldery regulars and bald tatooted types, then it changed management and the new guy basically allowed us to have student nights in there, playing DnB and everything, he even had his brother in law stay in the loos and sell coke. Wicked it was


They both sound better than the other one of ours tbh tho the halls bar we had was ace, had a tab there haha. But yeah the one night a few years ago was good but a few years before THAT, my mate was, and this was when we were 16/17, shagging this creepy sixty year old who happened to own the pub she worked at so we'd all get in there of an evening and drink after hours. We thought it was awesome and not 'creepy old man', he lived with her FFS. I stayed there one night with my then GF and the room we slept in we had to turn the mattress over cos his dogs lived in there and they'd shat everywhere.

Grim and dodgy as fuck, looking back, but we were underage and had neither booze nor drugs in regular supply 8(
 
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I can explain it to you: Over-doing opies leads to respiratory depression which, if severe enough, can cause anoxia, damaging the brain, and turning you into a mongoloid. Since BHM has hit rock bottom - to the extent of shooting in his neck and deep-veining in his legs - you can only imagine the state of his poor ickle neurons.
Just let him keep masturbating in the corner with his little reservoir of abuse, he'll either die or get the boot soon enough, have no fear GoS :)
Hahahahahahahaha I believe you have articulated the truth beautifully there ponti =D
 
Hello Mrs. and Mr., cousins, brothers and sisters
Ladies and gentlemen, children prisons of finger printers
Snakes who like to slither, wolves, monkeys, gorillas
Veterans and beginners, righteous people and sinners
Gamblers, losers and winners, ice grillers and grinners
Hope you all some good swimmers cuz I’m as deep as the river
I’m the bad guy, just like the Joker and Riddler
Bad as Mike in his prime, man in the mirror in Thriller
You ain’t a real man, you can’t even use the shitter
You a pussycat, you probably got kitty litter
Kill rich niggas in chinchilla
Representing for the wig-splitters and skid bitters who gets scrilla
Like Beenie Man, carjack a bitch nigga


Who got the keys to the Jeep? Sim Simmer


I heard up North you wasn’t reppin a lot
You never caught a 10-3, you respected the cops
How you gon use that jail shit to try to get to the top?
You woke up in PC, never slept in a box


YOU know who ?
 
Sounds like something out of Hot Fuzz... *shudder*

Oh god it does. Reminds me I was told I should re-watch that the other day, shall do so today now. Be nice to mong out to, cheers. Except that fucking bit with the church spire. Urgh.
 
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