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Gibberings CXXXVIII : brimz' ribs

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knock said:
Cleaning the toilet is easy, just piss on the streaks of shit, usually shifts them.

Dishes are EASILY the worst chore, not cleaning the bog.
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I never use my own kitchen, I just eat whatever comes out of a packet out of the fridge! No plate washing, it sucks.

I do love washing the bathroom and seeing it gleam afterwards

Dusting? Fuck it, just hoover everything
 
knock said:
That flying lotus video is very similar graphic style to that Machinarium game your son liked, MM.
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it is inddeeddy and where did you get that game? MMjr played the demo on my laptop, but now he has his own tablet i'll get him the full version, great style.;
 
Tangerine Dream said:
Just legged it to the far away shop that stays open to 11 in this small town. So many drunken idiots on the streets.
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Frightening, isn't it? The only reason I know what it's like in this town is the only kebab shop is right in the centre. I went a bit late one Friday night and thought I'd walked into Gomorrah!
 
knock said:
Srsly? Does your man do the cooking? Do you not eat cooked or even raw food? Just packets?
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He ears pizza every single day. I always have picnic style meals! Coleslaw out the packet, pre-sliced leerdammer/edam etc, salad out the packet and all that stuff really.

I cook very rarely cos I'm a lazy fucker

I'm leaving ears in, it's lolz
 
Marmalade said:
@ ghey: Going by the tv thread 99 times out of 100 you watch absolute trash, daily mail approved shite mainly. Terrible taste in telly, even worse than mailmonkey's, and that's saying summat.
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So much hate for the daily mail, yet they have the best rugby coverage in Britain. I mean you wouldn't buy the Times and read Stephen jones cravat wearing, twickenham opinion puff pieces.
 
gayorstraight said:
If you're talking about what I think you are then you're the nastiest fucking cunt I've ever come across
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Hey, you went for my arse, so I can go for your love of the binge n purge. Don't dish what you're not prepared to take yourself missus, tis the basic rules of being a gobshite.
 
gayorstraight said:
He ears pizza every single day. I always have picnic style meals! Coleslaw out the packet, pre-sliced leerdammer/edam etc, salad out the packet and all that stuff really.

I cook very rarely cos I'm a lazy fucker
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Thats shit, i'm surprised.

in a lotof ways my lifestyle isn't all that healthy, but food is so easy to make better than what you're doing.

knock, i see your link, but logging into play store on son'd tablet not bringing up machinarium as a game.
 
Mailmonkey said:
Thats shit, i'm surprised.

in a lotof ways my lifestyle isn't all that healthy, but food is so easy to make better than what you're doing.

knock, i see your link, but logging into play store on son'd tablet not bringing up machinarium as a game.
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I know it is pretty shit. As twatface has so nicely pointed out, I don't have the most healthy attitude to food and eating. Having a massive meal in front of me is horrible, I'd rather just pick at stuff.

You're a bit of a cook aren't you MM?
 
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