Gibberings CXXXVIII : brimz' ribs

[StoneHappyMonday]

Most people I know would choose to rather stalk them with a .308W rather than the cuddly stroking. Not me obviously

See, if yer going to be right wing, be funny. It helps.

 

[justinsayno]

If only black people and the working class were furry and we could stroke them eh?

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I said if you're going to be right wing it helps to be funny.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand...

 

[Bearlove]

Plans have turned to shit- Phuket in Two weeks! Yeah I know about OTC fun but - wheres the ket?

 

[gayorstraight]

Have a good time!

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Phuket is horrendous. You'll probably love it.

 

[Bearlove]

Never been to Phuket before (Been to Bangkok, Samui) so expecting dirty mix of both. If all else fails OTC Valium !!!

 

[Marmalade]

thanks for the last page or so guys .. many lols

 

[Bearlove]

Phuket is horrendous. You'll probably love it.

SHM - have you been before? I sort of fucked up my travel plans and had the options of Phuket or Sitges. I had hoped to go o Samui (but plans fell through) so it was Phuket or Europe (Oslo).

 

[justinsayno]

thanks for the last page or so guys .. many lols

btw...i added moar

bit cheesy but...a slightly altered version of something i posted elsewhere ages ago

 

[schmecker]

I've never got that English logic of going away when the temp here atm is equal if not hotter than S.E. Asia.
I know you hooked tje trip possibly months ago but so many English do that.
Personally I would go to Cornwall or even North Scotland in the UK summer, as I said in a post earlier I've lost several freinds & dealers in Thailand plus the punishment for drugs is so savage over there, 1 spliff is a few months in a hell pit of. Torment, loads of malaria, deadly snakes, meth smoking lady boys & far to many middle class gap year, white folks with dreadlocks is a living hell to me.

But have a nice time over there, personally I suffer flight rage due to my huge nicotine addiction, yes on my last flight 3 months ago I tried to sneak a quick roll up in the toilet but it didn't work & the stewardess threatened I would be arrested on landing if I did anything like that again, the idea of a western Russian jail kind of overloaded my addiction to nicotine very quickly folks

 

[knock]

Funny you should say that, I thought of heading up to Orkney or something today... Sitting in my pants sweating for the last four hours

 

[Tangerine Dream]

I am too HOT. I used to have an incredibly uncool cap/hat when i was little, with a built in solar panel and fan. I need to source a new one.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Uncool? That hat is bitchin!

 

[opiaterock]

I've never got that English logic of going away when the temp here atm is equal if not hotter than S.E. Asia.
I know you hooked tje trip possibly months ago but so many English do that.
Personally I would go to Cornwall or even North Scotland in the UK summer, as I said in a post earlier I've lost several freinds & dealers in Thailand plus the punishment for drugs is so savage over there, 1 spliff is a few months in a hell pit of. Torment, loads of malaria, deadly snakes, meth smoking lady boys & far to many middle class gap year, white folks with dreadlocks is a living hell to me.

But have a nice time over there, personally I suffer flight rage due to my huge nicotine addiction, yes on my last flight 3 months ago I tried to sneak a quick roll up in the toilet but it didn't work & the stewardess threatened I would be arrested on landing if I did anything like that again, the idea of a western Russian jail kind of overloaded my addiction to nicotine very quickly folks

I did the very same thing a few years back I snorted half a gram of coke before I got on the plane (to Barcelona a 2 hour flight) and was knocking back whiskeys on the plane, had a quick cigarette in the jacks thought I got away with it but the same thing happened I was threatened with arrest at the airport unless I admitted it, thankfully I got away with it..

 

[Marmalade]

btw...i added moar

bit cheesy but...a slightly altered version of something i posted elsewhere ages ago

I read the other comment in the other thread this morning. I felt a bit guilty because I hate joop .. it's almost as bad as fahrenheit ... not really a fan of lynx either ... I'll take man sweat over those any day of the week .. Issy Miyaki original or Intense are lovely tho, probably the only ones I really like.

 

[opiaterock]

I read the other comment in the other thread this morning. I felt a bit guilty because I hate joop .. it's almost as bad as farenheit ... not really a fan of lynx either ... I'll take man sweat over those any day of the week .. Issy Miyaki original or Intense are lovely tho, probably the only ones I really like.

I never use deodorant, if you shower you don't need it... fresh sweat doesn't even smell it's only if it's stale and been on you for a day or so I believe

 

[schmecker]

Opiaterock.

I take the same logic as Bill Hicks about smoking on planes with kids.
I said to the lady if that crying baby could be silenced for a while I wouldn't be so stressed & hence wouldn't need a smoke so badly, she just pretends like she didn't understand my accent.

When I win the lottery I'm going to start airlines, pubs & taxis just for smokers so we can smoke away & none smokers will be banned from the service.
Regulars will earn loyalty points & after so many times you get a decent Cuban cigar to smoke, it would be something along the limes of a Monty crystal #2.

 

[parttime crackhead]

^ They could get points in their fag packets like you used to back in the day.