Gibberings CXXXVIII : brimz' ribs

[Shambles]

Quite liking that, MK. Cheap, effective, stylish and fun. Sounds like it could really lift the spirits. Could turn it into a bit of fun and set up a scoring system based on which bit you skewer.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Another way they used for babies is putting them in big sacks, like mail sacks, maybe MM can provide them in case of a revolution, put the babies in there, roll the sack closed and then hit the fucking thing against some stairs or a wall, anything inside will get smashed to bits. One disturbed kid at my high school did it with kittens, one of the only few times I puked while sober. Messed up

 

[Shambles]

Hmm... fella I knew did similar with baby rats inna pillow case

Would be effective I grant you. But does lose the intrinsic competitive aspect of the toss 'n' spike scenario.

 

[gayorstraight]

The town crier was a touch too far maybe..

 

[Ceres]

Hey not long ago you lot would be getting strung up for treason!

 

[The Liberal Media]

Thank fuck the cunt in line to the throne was not born on my own birthday which is coming up soon and i dont wish to tell everyone on a fucking drug forum

 

[Shambles]

The town crier was a touch too far maybe..

There was a town crier? Man he must be a loud cunt if he's crying to all of Olde London town. Boy parasite or girl parasite? Is it named? Is it ginger? Why am I even asking? Do I care?

 

[Ceres]

Sky news is not covering the crucial question - are they going to eat the placenta?

 

[Shambles]

My mother was gonna eat the placenta when she expunged my youngest brother. In the end they didn't. However, I did get to see it in the bin. Fuck me placentas are big

 

[gayorstraight]

There was a town crier? Man he must be a loud cunt if he's crying to all of Olde London town. Boy parasite or girl parasite? Is it named? Is it ginger? Why am I even asking? Do I care?

There was indeed, outside the hospital.

Boy CHILD, no name, dunno, dunno, dunno.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Is it named?

Dodi.

 

[Ceres]

Dodi.

bahahahahaha.

 

[Shambles]

Boy CHILD

Fair point. Thing didn't ask to be birthed from such unsavoury union. Give it a chance and all that. As long as it abdicates as soon as it knows how it's upgraded to the human race.

Dodi.

Duchess of sto cazzo

Just googled this and sniggered :D

 

[Shambles]

In unrelated news, did Ali delete his word equation thread?!? Bollox. Was enjoying that

 

[gayorstraight]

He did, oh well. I had one too

 

[The Liberal Media]

In unrelated news, did Ali delete his word equation thread?!? Bollox. Was enjoying that

lol oh joy come fuckwit is born , lets break out the gold and incense and frankenstein ......

in other news in real life spare a thought for one of these cunts

if you ff it trust me you dont really want to see it , unless you want to see people falling to their deaths flat on their heads

 

[Shambles]

Yeah, saw that vid a while back, TLM. Not quite sure how it relates other than when considering possibilities for royal endgame.

 

[The Liberal Media]

Yeah, saw that vid a while back, TLM. Not quite sure how it relates other than when considering possibilities for royal endgame.

all of them against the wall

 

[gayorstraight]

Yeah, saw that vid a while back, TLM. Not quite sure how it relates other than when considering possibilities for royal endgame.

I be wondering the same god damn thang

 

[The Liberal Media]

Born on a full moon
at least this cunts got an excuse as opposed to the rest of them