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Ok, so I need advice from you lot.

I talked to my ex tonight. I've already broke up him twice.

Why? Because he told me i threaten him?

Because I'm smarter than him, have my shit together, and always paid for everything.

I told him I'm not smarter than him, I just think different. Then I told him my IQ is 165. Oh he said he has the same. So I guess I'm not so threatening anymore.. What the fuck?

I want to see him, and I love him, but he always hurts me.

I think I should tell him to get to fuck, but...I dunno. I dunno at all. Just hearing his voice...

I don't know what to do.

Must be awesome having a higher IQ than Einstein & Stephen Hawking.

Or a curse!

Don't mensa do dating groups? :D
 
It's pissing down like crazy, it was 9 degrees before, insane low temperature for May, last time this year it would have been mid-twenties.

Might go into town and get a haircut later, looking well scruffy.
 
Ok, so I need advice from you lot.

I talked to my ex tonight. I've already broke up him twice.

Why? Because he told me i threaten him?

Because I'm smarter than him, have my shit together, and always paid for everything.

I told him I'm not smarter than him, I just think different. Then I told him my IQ is 165. Oh he said he has the same. So I guess I'm not so threatening anymore.. What the fuck?

I want to see him, and I love him, but he always hurts me.

I think I should tell him to get to fuck, but...I dunno. I dunno at all. Just hearing his voice...

I don't know what to do.

On / off relationships are torture. I wish I could offer advice, but these things still fuck me over and I never seem to learn. Still reeling now, actually.

I take comfort in binges, morose music and cartoon misogyny. Doesn't seem to make it any less painful come the morning.

And yeah - booze gets a bad press here. Leave my booze alone, brimzo. ;)

Codeine and 4-FA arse-speedball this afternoon. Lush.
 
Lightweight. ;)

Extra opies, benzos (not HR) and twelve hours coma-kip helped. Oh, and being a hard bastard.
 
wife has to drag the young lad out of bed for crèche every morning during the week, Saturday morning he comes bouncing into our bedroom at 6 o clock :sus:

Same. Although its more like 7 now, was between 5 and 6 without fail until he was 4 or 5.

At least now we can let him downstairs for a couple of hours while i have a lie-in till 9ish...

lol, up till my mid 20's the thought of considering getting up at 9am a lie-in would have been laughable.


that's fucking brilliant =D

What's y'allz doin' tonight?

Shivering me timbers.
 
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Moroccans would often threaten to grass me up to the police if I'd bought a decent amount of hash off them, unless I gave them some extra cash...it was a bit of a scare story I think to put student type backpackers off buying hash. But it probably led to it becoming a more common scam, and people who'd heard this story would hand over the cash. :(

I never used to listen to them. Why would they grass someone up when they were the ones doing the fucking selling anyway?
 
MMmmmmm *rubs crotch*

Cheekbones, jawline, soulful, brooding eyes, heavy brow, Brylcreem, leather, tight denim over boyish buttocks, wit, charm, erm... arrested emotional development, psychological baggage by the skipload, narcissism, cynical beyond hope...

Irresistible, no? :D
 
^surely a capsule of coke is possibly the worst ROA possible? Anyone tried this?

There is a few of these on eckie-data.com at the moment.
 
Last time he gave me shit smack (it was still about 50-60% mind) and I had a go at him over the phone because it was the third time in a row he'd done it, he brought me an extra gram the next day for free. Now that's service.

I'm still baffled by how decent your guy seems to be :?
 
Yeah no of course. I guess dealing with more often than not relatively desperate people gives you license to feel like an arrogant prick or something. Even though they depend on us. Who knows.
 
Yeah no of course. I guess dealing with more often than not relatively desperate people gives you license to feel like an arrogant prick or something. Even though they depend on us. Who knows.

And still getting rubbish as recompense?

Pharm opies are the only way over here for most unlucky souls.
 
my polish dealer keeps saying ***** im going to kill you, in a semi jokey way, but the guy is 6.4 n bout 17 stone of muscle, ive owed him a bit of cash for a while n now im worried lol, he did tick me a henry today mind..
 
my polish dealer keeps saying ***** im going to kill you, in a semi jokey way, but the guy is 6.4 n bout 17 stone of muscle, ive owed him a bit of cash for a while n now im worried lol, he did tick me a henry today mind..

Go easy, ffs. :|

You've enough worries already. I don't blame you for wanting some relief, but come on...
 
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