Gibberings CXXXII: Like an overweight person consuming a poor-tasting biscuit

[Shambles]

Got the callback. Bugger. No chance of spreading the payments any thinner. Kinda knew this would be the case but still not happy about it. Lifetime of endless poverty having to rely on fukkin handouts even for basic necessities a-go-go

 

[Mendo_K]

70.

They allow 10% over what ever the speed limit, so 77 or 80 so so is fine.

The police actually drive on the motorway at around 80 and have been advised to, its because they cause such congestion. You will have A copper in the middle lane going 70, and then the slow and middle lane behind him completely packed because no one wants to overtake. Hence why they can bend the rules sometimes.


Doing 100 though? You will most likely get a ban depending on what the state of your license looks like, and any evidence. I overtook an unmarked copper and he pulled me, luckily though they sometimes have better things to do and sped off mid sentence

 

[Mailmonkey]

10% +3mph is acceptable.

 

[brimz]

Sunny Sunshine & Ray Bans %)

& my home

FukinNice

 

[knock]

The police actually drive on the motorway at around 80 and have been advised to, its because they cause such congestion. You will have A copper in the middle lane going 70, and then the slow and middle lane behind him completely packed because no one wants to overtake. Hence why they can bend the rules sometimes.

They often drive at 68mph and still collect a queue... my approach is to set the cruise control at 71mph and wait for five minutes, at which point they're far behind and I can get on at a more realistic speed

 

[black_paw]

Very happy today got a new phone. 1st smartphone ever. Sure better than the nokia 100 I had for the last 3 years. Sony Xperia Moro I so confused how to use it though

 

[brimz]

never had a smartphone .

Am i missing owt ?

What you never had u ain't going t miss

 

[DSP-2230]

I have a Nexus 4.

http://www.google.co.uk/nexus/4/

 

[brimz]

Big Phone - Small Penis ?

Just a thought . Not at you DSp just in general

 

[black_paw]

They are hard to use brimz I never had a phone worth more than five quid I got a great photo of my moms dog which I'm pleased with. Ended with a 24 month contract though.

 

[DSP-2230]

They are hard to use brimz I never had a phone worth more than five quid I got a great photo of my moms dog which I'm pleased with. Ended with a 24 month contract though.

Ouch, for a 24 month contract you could have got a better phone. The Samsung S4 is the best phone out on the market at the moment. Don't bother with an iPhone 5, go for the 4s which is much better than the 5.

Failing that a Samsung S3 or the Nexus 4. I sold my S3 to buy a Nexus 4. I much prefer the screen on the N4 than the S3.

Think you can take it back within 14 days if you're not happy with the phone.

What network are you on, and what kind of a deal did you get in terms of texts/minutes/internet?

I'm currently paying £31 a month (including insurance) on EE for unlimited everything. Calls, texts and internet.

 

[brimz]

They are hard to use brimz I never had a phone worth more than five quid I got a great photo of my moms dog which I'm pleased with. Ended with a 24 month contract though.

I need a camera Big time . I had a Sony 850i & various other decent phones back in the day .

I just use burners these days

 

[black_paw]

I never had a contract before. 14 quid a month 200mins call time unintended txt 250 txt. Is that a bad deal f.u.b.a.ex?

 

[DSP-2230]

I never had a contract before. 14 quid a month 200mins call time unintended txt 250 txt. Is that a bad deal f.u.b.a.ex?

Tesco or Giffgaff would have been better if you already own a phone you want.

 

[Shambles]

I have a phone. It's not very smart though. I have no credit or likelihood of such a thing ever again though so is of somewhat limited use. Does have a camera on it though and me techy stuff fairy left the necessaries to get stuff from phone to pooter so can take and upload pix again at last. Certainly worthy of a semi-snoo at the very least.

Don't really fancy those smart phones. Quite snazzy admittedly but don't like all the data collection stuffs. Is bad enough with pooters but am buggered if I'm paying a monthly fee for other people to make money off my info and details. I need a phone. I have a computer.

 

[knock]

I definitely wouldn't want a contract with unintended texts.

 

[Mendo_K]

Big Phone - Small Penis ?

Just a thought . Not at you DSp just in general

what? Like all them old nokias that were huge but did the job and still do? against those small-slim smartphones that are everywhere?

or this guy?

I think its somethin to do with having a good camera/camcorder, phone, game device all in one + the thousands of other things that they do. Yeah If all I ever did was make phonecalls then id probally just have one of them £10 phones from tesco, but if your using it for internet and everything else and you can afford it why not, dont think anyone buys a phone becaus ethey have a small penis.

But you never know these days

 

[brimz]

I hate contracts any of them .

Used to be 12 months now 24 soon your whole fukin life

I have my Virgin TV , BB, Landline & that was cos it was essential no way round it .

Like i said Contracts are bullshit . They want you by the short n Curlys .

I mean who knows what is gonna happen in 24 months . Fuk i don't even know about next week ?

Yeah i was dead serious about that Mendo .

 

[Mailmonkey]

giff gaff is sweet, 5er a month, 100 mins, 300 texts.

 

[brimz]

Thats nice but i need minutes .

12£ 400mins anynetwork Unlimited texts that does me nice . 30 day notice if i wanna fuk em off

Must look at GIff Gaff mates been chatting about em as well .