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Gibberings CXXXII: Like an overweight person consuming a poor-tasting biscuit

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curious_24 said:
How infortunatus... ;)
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I can only assume what that means, said it was Italian from Google.
Too many Bunga Bunga partys must have taken their toll on you my freind.

Yes it was very "infortunatus" for me, the guy was upset but he was sending terrible messages to people about my so called conduct, I may or may not have done what he said I had which involved strange & terrible drugs & public urination upon his pet cat BY TOTAL MISTAKE I should add but I refuse acknowledgement of these wild accusations.
 
jancrow said:
It's like the look on a really fat person's face when they're eating something they don't like but are still eating it anyway, it's from something Dan said in the last gibberings - I don't think it's trying to be shocking unless you misread it. Is it? Have I misunderstood it?
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I get it. Just written like it is in the title is horrid.
 
curious_24 said:
You pissed on his cat?! 8o
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So people say, I refute the allegation though.
theoretically I may have been on that Spanish MXE that is the off brown & been drinking AK-47 Vodka too, decided to go have a piss outside & not noticed the cat was there as it was black & it was some time like 3.30am so a black cat is hard to see & let rip a full bladder of urine on the cat by TOTAL MISTAKE.

This is still unsubstantiated though as the cat can't talk & i refuse to admit to what MAY have happened.
 
knock said:
i've tried to change the title but I'm still in bed and I can't do it on my tablet, sorry :(
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What tablet are you using? I was given a Galaxy Tab for my bday, I'm not yet sure whether I like it too much. Definately has a few nice apps, but I'm still mostly on the laptop.
 
galaxy Note 10.1. I'm impressed with it but a touch screen is not a mouse so an interface designed for a mouse doesn't work properly. I'm not sure why a double tap isn't translated to a double-click, but the latter is not a standard event in a browser (other than selecting text) so i can understand it.
 
Pissed on my black cat more than once. It had a habit of sitting/walking behind the toilet at night when I was intoxicated and had limited motor-control. Never more than a few drops (okay, a splash) and I washed it off...the next morning.
 
I've changed the title, the "shit" is now more closely bound (doubly bound, belt and braces) to the "tasting", and shielded from the eating, so it should not seem like it is being eaten. Although it's also shielded from the biscuit, which detracts from the effect. Hmm.


edit: OK I've hyphenated them together like siamese twins. Should be no question now.
 
lurching said:
Pissed on my black cat more than once. It had a habit of sitting/walking behind the toilet at night when I was intoxicated and had limited motor-control. Never more than a few drops (okay, a splash) and I washed it off...the next morning.
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Good to know IF I had done it (Which I still say I am innocent) I would not be the only person to have done this.
 
"fur jazzle" - Just wrong.
Damn BBC3 Snog marry avoid has gone & warped my fragile mind more than watching The Holy Mountain by Alejandro Jodorowsky.
 
knock said:
I've changed the title, the "shit" is now more closely bound (doubly bound, belt and braces) to the "tasting", and shielded from the eating, so it should not seem like it is being eaten. Although it's also shielded from the biscuit, which detracts from the effect. Hmm.


edit: OK I've hyphenated them together like siamese twins. Should be no question now.
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Urgh now not only have we got the mental image of someone eating shit, it is now in a 'human centipede enforced shit eating' way. You're a monster Knock, an inhuman monster...:)
 
Shambles said:
<3

That is all.
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Dam right Shambles, I got to watch it by total random luck.
I have never sat there with my jaw open so much through one film before, without question my favourite film I have ever seen & I am quite a cinephile & pride myself on my film knowledge.

I did actually "get it" at the end too, the message was get off your arse, go live your life & do what you want to do before you die.
A freind put it on too at a party where we were all tripping hard, me being wise to what was about to happen sat back with a strange grin on my face watching the rest of the people there have their brains & visual cortex attacked.
 
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