Gibberings - CXXVIV: Rest Easy, Fallen EADDers.

[koneko]

4 years on I'm still flitting between mad lust, love and being a wee bit pissed off about the way he leaves his dirty socks on the bedroom floor

It's magical

 

[knock]

I love you Knock. Can't do the physical stuff but that's more down to your location.

Send me your co-ordinates, I'll beam you aboard If that fuckwit Avon has fixed the teleporter, that is.

You got your teleport bracelet, aye?

 

[Ben So Furry]

4 years on I'm still flitting between mad lust, love and being a wee bit pissed off about the way he leaves his dirty socks on the bedroom floor

It's magical

ha ha ha

I love the little niggly things that wind you up with your other half. It's quite a long list for both of us actually. Bout tolerance I suppose?

Oh btw before anyone asks I always put the seat down. Look why make an issue of it just do it, it's not hard. Why make it a thing.

Knock I worry about giving up my exact location because I worry about potential airstrikes.

Anyway my device in on the fritz, bloody thing is buzzing like mad, you meant my microwave didn't you?

Oh bracelet mate sorry I've got a thing about having stuff near my wrist. True that is it's a real thing. Makes me shudder.

 

[knock]

That's a shame Ben. I'll have to find a replacement intergalactic lover

Speaking of which, my ex says it will be "lovely to see you" next week. Maybe she's fallen back in love with me? That would fix everything. Better not get my hopes up

Damn, too late they're up 8( I can feel it in my chest. is broken.

 

[Ceres]

I can remember being in love. Drove me a bit mental

But is fun!

is a mental illness, ask any psychiatrist.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Shit Knock that sounds bad, I'll get my teleporter fixed pronto and try and get the little fella warmed up for you while I do. Sit tight mate.

 

[Ceres]

Better not get my hopes up

Damn, too late they're up 8( I can feel it in my chest. is broken.

 

[knock]

That's an accurate representation, ceres!

What is that?

 

[koneko]

Are you still in love with her knock?

Or just in need of a familiar fuck?

 

[Ben So Furry]

I just ate ice-cream while drinking beer. Is that allowed?

You know what I fancy? I'll tell you a Coke float. Nice tall glass of Coke Cola with a generous scoop of vanilla ice cream in it. Like you got at birthday parties when you were a kid. Remember those?

They got a bit funky near the bottom but I want one now.

 

[knock]

Are you still in love with her knock?

Or just in need of a familiar fuck?

Yes and yes.

I seem to be a "one-woman kinda guy". Sucks

Although when we were together, I would quite happily have molested a passing stranger, and indeed I almost did. How fucked are men? Fucked, that's how.

 

[pinkpapaver]

just think that at this time tomorrow it will be daylight time. Happy easter bunnies. eat plenty of chocolate.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Already ate our quota. We couldn't wait. Bit hypocritical actually because we are making our little one wait. We ate in while she was in bed not in front of her. That reeally would have been cruel.

 

[koneko]

Yes and yes.

I seem to be a "one-woman kinda guy". Sucks

Although when we were together, I would quite happily have molested a passing stranger, and indeed I almost did. How fucked are men? Fucked, that's how.

Aww (((hugs))) I won't ask what happened to make you split, but you sound like a good man to be in a relationship with - all men want to shag other things, tis normal, us woman are interested too...that's why varied, kinky and naughty sexy games are allowed

It's her loss honey

just think that at this time tomorrow it will be daylight time. Happy easter bunnies. eat plenty of chocolate.

Do the clocks change tomorrow?

 

[jancrow]

How long's it been, Knock? You deserve someone special, you are a good chap. Clever, thoughtful, decent etc.

Ben, coke floats are now grim, unless I'm doing them wrong. I had a go a couple of years ago and it was just vile beyond words. Colour of dishwater.... way less wonderful than memory suggests, like many things.

 

[knock]

Thanks kate

How long's it been, Knock? You deserve someone special, you are a good chap. Clever, thoughtful, decent etc.

Since we broke up? Properly? That would be 2007ish. We've had the odd shag since then, but that's been a couple of years now. Bottle/pavement woman was my last sexual encounter, at the trough of my decline last year. Not a savoury memory but it does make me chuckle :D Thanks Jan

 

[Ben So Furry]

Thanks for that Jancrow, I won't bother smashing my memory of them.

Yeah we loose an hour tonight sadly.

I agree, well from what little I know about the bloke you are indeed ace Knock and in my humble deserve someone nice. Then again everyone does. If they are nice that is. Knock is.

 

[knock]

Thanks Ben

See, it's handy having a broken heart so I can hand out the bits to those who deserve it

 

[knock]

In Marmz news I have attempted telepathic communications. I sent out loving and longing vibes over the subether. Hopefully they were received! Let us now cross our fingers, toes etc. and may Marmz bless us.


lest I forget:

 

[ColtDan]

magnificent majestic mooncup marmz, we all miss ya