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Gibberings CXXVI : Post moar, Kenny says so

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Which is also cheeky.

I was thinking about this very recently. I receive a product that runs at 8meg. I am charged the same as someone on 60meg. Why isn't the cost proportional to what I receive. Sadly the young lady I tried to get this across too had obviously never heard of the secret because she couldn't grasp this very simple concept on the phone.
 
When the engineer was checking me sockets 'n' stuffs he told me I should be getting at least 5-6x faster d/l speeds than I actually do. Seems I'm getting a shitey service when I actually thought it wasn't too bad. Am shite at all the faff of switching providers though so will probably just tut a bit then not bother.
 
Shambles said:
...so will probably just tut a bit then not bother.
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I go to a similar school, further proof of knowledge of the secret. Unless of course that woman gets really crazy about something and then I have no choice but to give something a fair 'bash'. Funny motivators those women folk. How do they do it? I want some of their secret.

Shambles may I be permitted to ask you a question because I have something playing on my mind I wish to share.

I'll ask it now and when you reply (if you choose to of course) will edit my post accordingly.

I am ashamed of something. My complete lack of the ability to do basic mathematics. 5, 10's no problem. Everything else, forget it. Not even able to try. Do you have that ability? How are you with numbers?
 
Was always good at maths at school but it's not a muscle I work often so has probably atrophied long since. The woman in the advice center did sums on paper (checking me rent:benefit ratios - not just a nervous tic) last time I was there and it occurred to me that I'd probably have to think quite a lot harder than I really should do to remember how to multiply big numbers. Never found maths hard - was always one of me top subjects at school - but is amazing how easily forgotten it all is.
 
shambles, gentleman and scholar that you are, could you please peruse, ponder and opine?
I'm off for nighty night nights so may the intervening hours before we meet again bring you joy, inspiration and delectation.... n'night <3
 
I will indeed, Knock. But am probably off bedwards meself now. Residual ket stimulation has mostly faded now. Don't remember ket ever being as stimulating as it is of late. Have suspicions it's probably kut with one of the legals (or not so legals now). But heyho. Nighty <3
 
Ben So Furry said:
I am ashamed of something. My complete lack of the ability to do basic mathematics. 5, 10's no problem. Everything else, forget it. Not even able to try. Do you have that ability? How are you with numbers?
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Im terrible with maths, numbers boggle the fuck out of me
 
Hail Morning Kru.Stopping smoking's made me mental, or I've gone mental and the first act of the new government was to stop smoking, hard to tell which. It's all good though. My lungs actually feel happier than they did at the start of this week - the physical improvement is already noticeable even if my sleep patterns are fuckered (didn't get to sleep til 4 a couple of nights ago, woke up at 5.30 this morning drenched in sweat).

Ben So Furry said:
I am ashamed of something. My complete lack of the ability to do basic mathematics. 5, 10's no problem. Everything else, forget it. Not even able to try. Do you have that ability? How are you with numbers?
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Ben, me too. What were your maths teachers like? Mine were almost all total cunts and I think that's got something to do with it, in my case anyway.... a very childish part of me refuses to do sums because it's 'for them'. My mental arithmetic skills are probably on a par with those of a wasp.
 
pontifex01 said:
lol @ government analogy jancrow. I think it's a literary allusion is it not? I've definitely seen it used before but just where, when and how escapes me at the moment.
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It might be, might well be, actually, I thought it was just me but it's got a slightly Kurt Vonnegutty vibe about it; he'd be my number one suspect.

So you drift in and out of smoking? Do you cold turkey it when you do? Do you get noticeable mood swings or any other emotional disturbances? I'm beginning to wonder if it's put me into some kind of manic state as my girlfriend's just told me I gave her a thirty-minute monologue about something which is happening in my family last night and that I was extremely emotional and slightly incoherent. Then again I'd had about five pints on an empty stomach and smoked a lot of hash (all through a pipe, obviously)... I certainly can't remember every detail of the conversation but I know that it happened.
 
To reply to Pontifex, I think ket+speed and ket+decent coke are proofs somebody up there exists and actually has a liking for humankind. Ket is glorious with stimulants, not just to cut the edgyness, I feel they just mix well together. Obviously if I just want to hole deep, I want ket alone or maybe with kratom, that usually cuts the edges and makes it warmer, more relaxed.
 
^ Sorry, who is this nobhead? I keep seeing them posting in here and annoying people. It's kind of like a one-person portable Lounge or something.
 
pontifex01 said:
^ Yeah exactly but the ket+stimulant mix is very, very different to what you're going for if you're buying ketamine alone i.e. to hole and chill out. Again, makes no sense to me.

Anyway, hey MK been a while since we spoke :) you in UAE or back in the madre patria? Follow the elections? Our country's a total fucking disgrace man.
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It didn't work out for me in the UAE, only got one realistic job prospect but unlike most other jobs in the cuntry it didn't fully pay for my rent, only subsidized a part of it, which means I would still have to fork out over 4000 euros per month out of my own pocket just to pay rent for a one studio flat on some deserted island like half hour drive from Abu Dhabi itself. Basically the real estate market in Abu Dhabi is not liberalized and prices are kept artificially high by the ruling family, for instance to rent a four bedroom flat there my auntie's family pays 40 grand a year, they get most of it paid for by their employer as per contract though. So yeah I'm back in shitaly
 
pontifex01 said:
Regarding Shambles' ket thang, I once again reiterate that I *cannot* understand this practice of cutting ketamine with a stimulant. If anything it should be cut with a sedative, like a short-acting synthetic opioid or summat. The ket + mephedrone mix makes absolutely no fucking sense. I can't believe how stupid the average run-of-the-mill dealer is. Shame on them. Shame.
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Cutting ket with a stimulant is stupid for sure. My mate mixed bags of meph and ket by mistake and ruined a night for me 2 years back (I was expecting mephedrone - plugged ket is fucking weird enough as it is). BUT, I've done ket intentionally a few times while on crystal meth and can assure you that is one hell of a great combination.

jancrow said:
My mental arithmetic skills are probably on a par with those of a wasp.
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I'm an arithmetical genius btw. True story. And you lot apall me. Whether that's because you're shit at maths is moot though.
 
jancrow said:
It's kind of like a one-person portable Lounge or something.
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Hahaha

I just got out of my medieval lit class where we spent about an hour talking about this poem that discusses a 'cock that croweth in the mornings' (geddit...). It's like 20 lines about a rooster, but well, actually it's not. They were actually really funny back then.
How's everyone today?
 
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I have indeed... looks as though it was adopted by London Underground at one point, which is amusing. Ish.

Is the poet deliberately misleading us with that section about it having little blue legs, do you think? ie going 'I've got a cock, it's all red on the end and then at the base it's black... wait a minute, that's not the sort of cock I meant, this one has legs' and then in the final lines about the lady's chamber actually saying 'ha ha yes busted I did mean that sort of cock all along actually'? That's my take anyway.
 
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