+ he's a nazi!
Vatican denies Pope Benedict XVI was in Hitler Youth!
Vatican - Once again the Vatican has taken leave of reality and officially proved that official doma is more important than historical facts.
Franco Lombardi, a Vatican spokesman said, “The Pope has said he never, never was a member of the Hitler Youth, which was a movement of fanatical volunteers.”
He went on that at the then Joseph Ratzinger, as a 16-year-old seminarian, had served in an auxiliary air defence squadron "that had nothing to do with Nazism or Nazi ideology.”
However, the Prince of Paedophiles has said himself in past interviews that prior to serving as a Wehrmacht anti-aircraft gunner he had been conscripted, along with so many other German boys of his age, into the Hitler Youth, in which he had served reluctantly.
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Pope injured Masturbating in the Bath!
Italy - Pope Benedict suffered a broken wrist, when he slipped on some discharged seamen and fell after masturbating in the bath.
There were no serious consequences for his health, an aide said after the 82-year-old pontiff went to hospital in northern Italy.
"He slipped in some discharged seamen in his bath this morning. He was taken to hospital for check-ups. It's nothing serious," Vatican spokesman Father Federico Lombardi said. "None of the alter boys were injured in the fall."
Witnesses said the German-born Catholic leader, who is on vacation, walked into hospital himself in the city of Aosta. Local media said he appeared to have injured his wrist.
I remember reading before that the largest collection of pornography was held in the Vatican.
I guess I shouldn't have been surprised when I read that and I bet most of it features pictures of young boys.
If a crime has been committed then he should have to face a court of law. Too many times the catholic church has protected its own by moving them to another place whenever accusations have been made against them.
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A few summers ago I made pv ice cubes, put 20 mgs in each of those plastic ice cube trays you put in the freezer, I have a cool Space Invader(it makes ice cubes shaped like the alien spaceships in the game) one, then put the ice cubes in my Bloody Mary. Was pretty cool. Even better was raiding the freezer once my powder was gone and I'd licked the bag already.
Mental Kenny: Imagine you forgot about them lying at the back of your freezer (as you do with icecubes) and a few weeks later accidentally put a couple in your drink at the worst possible time...cool idea though.
Well you know how pv works, I forgot about them for like 5 minutes after I'd finished the bag, right before I embarked on a carpet mission
Hahaha. 'Wait a minute, did I spill a couple of drops when I put them in the freezer? Maybe there's some pv in that 2" thick wall of ice, I haven't defrosted this thing in ages, fuck.'
mmm. freezerjuice.