Gibberings : CXXIII : Get out of Bed you fuckers!

[parttime crackhead]

Those responses are quite interesting as well because many a time I've bit my lip instead of expressing my true feelings when 'straight' folk talk about drug use and users fearing being labelled a junky or seen in a different, fearful light by them, usually in a pub or at a party ironically.

To be honest those comments probably came from people who read that & thought "He's right" whereas likely 10x as many folk just thought "He's a fucking junkie" but didn't have the bottle to actually say it.

 

[Marmalade]

lulz, I just posted a picture of a bloody cervix in the lounge, and the same poster who took the repeated opportunity to laugh at a recent situation that was possibly sexual assault, also called me an asshole for not NSFWing the image

LOVE double standards of that kind.

 

[Albion]

Haha

Dunno who it was marmz

for some reason seeing some poncey "hipster" person in macdonalds was a bit amusing, tight green trousers and dyed bright orange hair, looked like a fucking leprechaun

Mighta been this guy.

Were the lights dim?

 

[Shambles]

Eye injections would kill me

Had to have local anaesthetic injections all round me eye for stitches once. Freaky as all fuckery seeing a syringe looming so close to yer eyeball. Didn't hurt a bit though and better than stitches sans anaesthesia I'd suspect.

... catch you when you're pished outside the boozer one night trying to square go a chicken pakora,

Excellent rant, PTCH. Especially that line :D

In other news, am addressing y'all via the medium of new 'puter. Woot! Lappy seems to have completely died earlier. Have had to relocate to t'other side of the room - the side without a duvet available - so am bastard chilly but Weston's is helping nicely with that side of things. PC Fairies

 

[Shambles]

Welcome back, Mugz

Blimey that week went quick 8(

 

[Shambles]

Mugz has lurked. Dunno if he's posted owt yet though.

Evenmorn, Ponti

I can post fine... so long as I don't have too many tabs open. Seems to turn into a juddering mess of frustration if I do. Dunno why though. May need to fiddle with summat. Probably shouldn't though so will try to limit me tab action.

 

[ColtDan]

mondays... what a load of shit

 

[Cornishman]

Been awake since 6am. It's so cold can't sleep.

Now I'm awake and have nothing to do all day.
Might pawn my camcorder for some smack or something.

 

[masaz]

Had to have local anaesthetic injections all round me eye for stitches once. Freaky as all fuckery seeing a syringe looming so close to yer eyeball. Didn't hurt a bit though and better than stitches sans anaesthesia I'd suspect.

Oooh, does not sound fun! Worst I've had was in my wrist and that made me want to die well enough, never mind looming eye injections.

Up far too early for my liking, got a shit load to do today, dunno how much of it'll get done though.

 

[Shambles]

Cornish: Smack > camcorder.

/HR

I keed, I keed. Unless you don't want the camcorder. Golden rule of pawning stuff is only do it with stuff you never expect to get back. Or stuff you've shoplifted.

Mornin', all

6am? Pfft, Cornish. Been up since 9:30. Last night \). Bleedin' shitey sleep pattern's all shitey again. Slept most of Saturday daytime. Then most of Saturday nightime. Then most of yesterday. Think I've developed sleeping sickness. Dam those immigrant tstetse flies. Damn their tsetse fly eyes

 

[Cornishman]

Cornish: Smack > camcorder.

/HR

I keed, I keed. Unless you don't want the camcorder. Golden rule of pawning stuff is only do it with stuff you never expect to get back. Or stuff you've shoplifted.

Mornin', all

6am? Pfft, Cornish. Been up since 9:30. Last night \). Bleedin' shitey sleep patterns all shitey again. Slept most of Saturday daytime. Then most of Saturday nightime. Then most of yesterday. Think I've developed sleeping sickness. Dam those immigrant tstetse flies. Damn their tsetse fly eyes

Might phone the shop 1st. See what they'd give for it.

There's a few of the same ones on ebay for over 150quid.
It never gets any use anyway.....

Would be happy for 0.5g of something decent.

 

[Shambles]

Cash Converters? Hopefully not. Their offers are fuckin' shockin' mostly. Especially if they peg ya as a baghead. They know damn well it's not like yer gonna turn ya nose up no matter how badly they're taking the piss usually 8)

Had a good run in there when they paid a flat rate of a quid for any CD - any CD. Used to go round all the pound shops and the like and load up on all those 20 Golden Pan Pipe Greats ones and such. They got a bit after a while when I'd take in 20-30 CDs at a time on a daily basis and half of 'em would be duplicates (or more) and very clearly never been taken out the case. Told the fella I had an uncle who sold 'em on the market and gave me all his unsold stock. Doubt he believed it for a second but he still coughed up a quid each every single time bless him :D

 

[brimz]

i would if that makes u feel better .

if it was summat i didn't use . They usually lowball you to fuk though

edit

i am on 1st name terms with the local independent pawn shop n they are really good actually . Crack converters are Cunts

 

[Shambles]

Cunts is precisely what they are, Brimz. Fukkers called plod on me when I took a load of old camera equipment in that me cousin gave me cos he knew I was into photography. Wasn't the kinda stuff that was much use to me but worth a few bob. Was one of the few times I took summat in that wasn't nicked. Hauled off by PC Tworashers in front of a packed Saturday pawn palace then all afternoon in the bastard cells clucking whilst they looked into every burglary over the last six months just in case. Cunts.

 

[brimz]

Shambles i got a pm for you .. i just been speaking to Mugz

 

[Shambles]

Space cleared - fire away, sirrah

 

[brimz]

done n dusted .

 

[Shambles]

Apropos of nothing... Just found a lil poem that made me smirk so thought I'd share. Someone posted the first verse on a random PooToob clip, googled it and found the rest. First verse is probably still the best, mind.

The Perfect Woman

The perfect woman
Doesn’t fart
Like a trumpet sounding
But rather it is released
Like she’s gently sighing

The perfect woman
Doesn’t belch
Out the word Bulawayo
But rather releases it
Behind her hand delicately

The perfect woman
Doesn’t sweat
Or anything like as vulgar
If they overheat
The darlings just perspire

The perfect woman
Doesn’t swear
Only shit and maybe bloody
If they stub their toe
Its sod it or even buggeration

The perfect woman
Doesn’t exist
They fart and blame the cat
They belch and blame the food
They sweat and blame the change
They swear and blame the man

Linky so the author doesn't sue me or owt. There's other similar ditties too. But I haven't read 'em.

 

[badandwicked]

^ meh you could write a better poem than that. We should have a poem writing competition. Or maybe not.

 

[jancrow]

We did, we had the rap battle thread.