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Gibberings : CXXIII : Get out of Bed you fuckers!

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snolly said:
Did I ever tell anyone I met Debbie Harry?
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Now you toying with my dreams like some evil...evil thing with evil bits attached.

I believe we have covered my boyhood 'interst' in Debbie<3 ...that Atomic Vid ....

- Iwannabechrisstein
 
Oh yes, hey if I see her again I'll send your love ;) I would have banged the hell out of '70s Debbie and, to be honest, if she'd asked, '00s Debbie.

In other news, THIS FUCKING RABBIT. I've let her out for the first time since her spay and she's been sat on my bed on a towel next to me being all adorable. Except, every single time I go out the room, even for a second, she parks her arse on my pillows and pisses on them. So I washed the pillows. Then she did it again. So I just took them to the washer again and while I was gone she pissed all over my sheets. I got a loo roll to clean it up cos fuck washing my sheets at this time and while I was mopping up her piss, I turned round to see her scampering across the room with the entire fucking loo roll in her mouth.

I despair. If she wasn't so cute she'd have been dinner a long time ago.

edit: excellent choice of sign-off name, just noticed that <3
 
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Rabbit sounds like hard work snolls. Had a girl-buns who turned out to be a boy called Oscar when my sons were little. He was a bully who thought he should be a cat. The cats hated him.... Honestly doll, you'd be better off getting pregers now, a baby would be so much easier than a bunny :|

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Really nice to have a better atmosphere in here now. That vindictiveness and ugliness really puts me off posting.

Thanks to our knock and Mr Monkey mod team for sorting it out %)

I fancy Chinese takeaway but he doesn't like it - have too dour him out and hide his crisps and crackers :D He'll not graze on the fruit in hunger haha


chinup

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kate said:
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Rabbit sounds like hard work snolls. Had a girl-buns who turned out to be a boy called Oscar when my sons were little. He was a bully who thought he should be a cat. The cats hated him.... Honestly doll, you'd be better off getting pregers now, a baby would be so much easier than a bunny :|

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Haha, funnily enough my bunny was initially thought to be male until about a year later when my mate text me going 'you'll never guess what...'. She suits being female so much more, though. Think you're right about the babies. I know what to do with babies and they actually listen. Sometimes. Might see if Shambles is still all broody and ready to impregnate ;)

How you doing these days, anyway? And yeah is good to have a semblance of calm to EADD, this place has been weird recently
 
See now I'm just imagining you having two penises, which is a pretty hilarious image :D
 
I think my phone is playing up. Brimz' robin avatar just morphed into ATM's spinny thing. No drugs involved either!

Edit - its actually Kate's spinny thing. Sorry Kate.
 
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Thanks snolls, I'm doing fine. Apart from this home move, I hate moving and having my environment all topsy turvey. Sure it'll settle down and be familiar like everything else in time. Got 6 pubs within 5 mins walking distance tho :D

You fairing well? You read well lush <3

brimz said:
BTW my middle name is Alistair , what sort of spelling is Alasdair ?

brimz
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What you trying to start the highland clearances all over again or what? 8(
 
snolly said:
See now I'm just imagining you having two penises, which is a pretty hilarious image :D
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Just good at multitasking, Snoll-de-Roll ;)

-papasomni

EDIT: Was gonna post a pic of a fella with two nobs (they actually do exist) but couldn't find it. Found a few medical pix of babies with two nobs but thought them perhaps a tad tasteless. Fully grown men with multiple penii (there's a pic somewhere of a bloke with several - looks like a squid) are rare but do exist. But couldn't find a pic in a hurry so you'll have to stick to mental images unless somebody else can be arsed to dig up actual pix.
 
kate said:
Thanks snolls, I'm doing fine. Apart from this home move, I hate moving and having my environment all topsy turvey. Sure it'll settle down and be familiar like everything else in time. Got 6 pubs within 5 mins walking distance tho :D

You fairing well? You read well lush <3
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Good to hear! Aye moves are a bugger, lived in five places in the past year and a half after staying all snug in my parents house for the previous 23 years so I'm sort of used to it but still don't like it. Hopefully one more move left and then I'm sorted for the next few years as well as having a possible form of income. Six pubs is a good result, wanna move in with you now :D Yeah I'm doing well thanks, life is finally sorting itself out, albeit in a wee bit of a bumpy way, but I'm happy as fuck <3
 
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Gonna out Alasdair - he's Scottish 8o

I've also taken drugs with him and made him his tea, he's a top bloke <3 Nothing like he is on BL haha!

sorry ali :D
 
I assumed his name was maybe a Scottish thing and also a play on his avatar, what with cows and dairies and fuck knows I'm drunk
 
No mine is the Scottish Spelling My Mum Is Scottish .

I think my phone is playing up. Brimz' robin avatar just morphed into ATM's spinny thing. No drugs involved either!

Edit - its actually Kate's spinny thing. Sorry Kate.
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would like to see that !

Alistair
 
They both are Scottish :?

Alasdair, Alasdhair, Alastair, Alastar, Alaster, Alastor, Alaisdair, Alaistair, Alaister, Aleister, Alester, Alisdair, Alistair, Alistar, Alister, Allastair, Allaster, Allastir, Allistair, Allister, Allistir, Allysdair, Allystair, Allyster, Alysdair, Alysdare, Alystair, Alyster, Aldair
 
kate said:
I've also taken drugs with him and made him his tea, he's a top bloke <3 Nothing like he is on BL haha!
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So I've heard. Seems doubtful to me though ;)

I keed, I keed. Am rather fond of Oor Ali really.

I'm actually surprisingly sober-seeming most of the time "IRL" would you believe? Imagine it's a similar "lost in translation" kinda effect ;)

-Kate69
 
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