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Gibberings : CXXIII : Get out of Bed you fuckers!

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Aye they're the worst, massive fear of getting em on my eyes or nipples, urghhhh.
 
I've got some nice racing tales. Once went to Stratford-Upon-Avon, on me own, lost more money than I care to remember. Was walking back to the train station down a very long straight boring road, all the racing traffic following me as it hurled down with rain. One car kept pulling alongside and sort of, it seemed to me, be offering a lift. Eventually, pissed off with being wet, I just opened the door and jumped in the fucker. Cue three very surprised young people.

"Are you offering me a lift?"

"Actually we wondered if you had anything to smoke?"

I've had this all my life. Apparently I look like I smoke dope. Anyway, as it happens I did have some hash on me, they took me back to a pub owned by their mate and their mate had some acid. Spent the evening on top of the roof of a pub in Stratford, tripping (yes it stopped raining) and never made it back to London for 2 more days.

I have a similar one that happened at Fairyhouse for the Irish Grand National too...
 
I think I've just done an accumulator on the horses. Got my brother to do it on his Paddy Power account
 
maxalfie said:
Is it easy to get hold of Dan and what's the price like, is it expensive or fair priced for what you get?
Would deffo give it a try.
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kinda hard and expensive... although easy to extract yourself... worth every single penny if its clean. ive only had a few batches which properly blasted me off for some reason, its like a phycadelic skydive, a personal visit from mothernature, a lesson, absolutely fucking amazing, beyond euphoric, i came out of my first trip in shock, glad to be alive, never experienced anything like it

my first trip from a few years ago http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/518914-First-DMT-Experience

Ben So Furry said:
Someone sent me a bag of goodies from America once including DMT, never made it through customs sadly but I've always wanted to try it, I like the idea of the short duration as the idea of tripping hard for hour after hour frankly scares me. aMT is the exception because the visuals are mild and 'friendly'.
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You'd love it, try and get some more
 
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Shambles said:
I've technically had "a bit of a thing" with at least two married women I can think of off-hand.
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I don't feel remotely guilty about having had 'a bit of a thing' with a married woman, and I wasn't too paranoid about her bloke finding out either because I knew when his tour of duty was ending in iraq and meticulously planned my exit timetable from the outset.
 
Not at all haha, am squeamish in general but that shit particularly gets me. Though am morbidly curious now...

Couple beers and games with mates then a nap and off to see the lady friend. It's been bloody ages, got some catching up to do :D
 
Mailmonkey said:
stoner chicks do have a very distinctive look.



did you go for a yankee, a lucky15, or a go johnny go go?
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I went for a whistle bistle, jimmy riddle, and a please god don't lose. :D

Fingers crossed. Wee, it's a bit exciting, isn't it? I hope the horses dont fall though. I really don't like that stuff. Hopefully all of them will be OK.
 
snolly said:
Not at all haha, am squeamish in general but that shit particularly gets me. Though am morbidly curious now...

Couple beers and games with mates then a nap and off to see the lady friend. It's been bloody ages, got some catching up to do :D
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he he, I know what you mean about being curious, but please don't say I didn't warn you, Utopia episode one is available on 4OD. Have a great day snolly :)

Oh btw found a site that allows you to play MI 1&2 in your browser: Monkey Island 2
 
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On eyes...I managed to transfer a wart from my cock to my eye a few years ago. It started growing out of the corner right near the tear duct. The operation to remove took seconds and was painless bar the three injections into and around my eyeball. I have had some odd operations (removal of rectal polyps all done on widescreen TV in front of a whole room of medical students for example) but those three injections were the worst things ever. Eyes are precious! Not to be injected! Wart or no warts!

@ Dan...Cheers for the DMT read, was good my man!
@ The gamblers...Good luck! I am not currently gambling :|

My only day off of the week is going very lazily...cooking programmes, house hunting, beer drinking and food eating =D
 
Ceres said:
I don't feel remotely guilty about having had 'a bit of a thing' with a married woman, and I wasn't too paranoid about her bloke finding out either because I knew when his tour of duty was ending in iraq and meticulously planned my exit timetable from the outset.
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=D

I've been with my g/f 18 years. She recently got divorced. She thought she was divorced but wasn't (something to do with absolute and nisi), only came to light when former husband needed to re-marry recently. Thing is, and she genuinely didn't realize, former husband was also our landlord for first x years of our relationship, all of which was a horrendously high London rent paid on HB (haven't claimed since yah)

And the amount that adds up to is big enough to, well, funny old world.

Obviously I've made all this up.

Edit for idiots. You can't claim HB if your LL is your spouse.
 
Ben So Furry said:
he he, I know what you mean about being curious, but please don't say I didn't warn you, Utopia episode one is available on 4OD. Have a great day snolly :)

Oh btw found a site that allows you to play MI 1&2 in your browser: Monkey Island 2
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You fucking legend :D That's me sorted for my next incomprehensible two hour lecture.

Eye injections would kill me @backroll. Cock to eye, though...!

Bit monged, defo chip, cheese and egg sarnie then away for a few hours kip.
 
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