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Gibberings : CXXIII : Get out of Bed you fuckers!

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Cornishman said:
Cat.
STAY OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE
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But that's how dishwashers actually work.


Really sorry to hear about Toffee, Monsta :( Made me well up in dread for the moment when my own, last remaining and favourite cat passes...
 
I'm sure Toffee has gone to meow meow heaven, where the sky is made of catnip and the clouds are made of...meph? Always very sad having a pet die, much <3 <3

I've had a so-so day so far. Got a horrible cold just in time for the weekend, which is lame, but picked up my framed paintings, which is good, they look really nice and add some much needed prettiness to some bare walls.

Decided that if I'm going to feel like shit all weekend, I might as well get drunk and feel like shit. So bought some Captain Morgan's. Is Captain Morgan meant to be a pirate or does he just look like one?
 
I feel absolutely terrible. Though my new optical cable just arrived, so tv - you are getting fucking rinsed today.

Sorry about your cat monsta.
 
Aww Monsta so sorry Toffee has passed on, she had a great life with you - be proud to have done the very best for her <3
 
I believe I'm reserved for the cock of knock.

But I love you too, when you bring little jiffies of happiness to my door. Hate you when you go roaming pointlessly delivering post to everyone on the street but me. Why would you do that?

Granted, that's more about your species than you personally :)
 
snolly said:
Morning ladies! Had a lovely screaming fit at my housemates last night because I finally got sick of there being no kitchen work top space. Marched them all downstairs and had them clear it all. Feel like a bit of a cunt now but had to be done. Feeling rather good otherwise, off to see the love of my life in a bit, or may just stay in bed all day playing SNES games on my new phone. Either works :D
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don't feel bad!!! wish I had done the same when i wass a studee. I would have got a 1st had it not been for the hours washing other peoples dishes!!

in other news. who loves a local radio phone in? I do. Was lisnin to wm earlier and they were on about the horse meat scandal and alcoholism. one old irish fella phones in and says how delighted he was when he came to brum to find a butchers selling horse meat. how delicious it is and what's all the fuss about?
he then spoke about alcohol and said the problem is people atein' on an empty stomach. if they perhaps had a horsemeat sandwich b4 they went on the sesh there would be no problem wit alcoholics and the like. " put a horse meat sandwich in your pocket next time you go drinking " were his parting words.

only in birmingham via the emerald isle :)
 
ponch said:
Haha, sounds familiar! I became quite the expert at finding new places to balance plates while preparing food, opening the microwave door and using the top of that was always a trusty surface.

We had 12 people in our house so the kitchen was chaos pretty much all the time. One of my housemates found a plate covered by another place in the corner once, what was underneith was a massive blue mouldy mass. No idea what it was, he was so furious about it he demanded to know whos it was and when no one came forward he launched it out the kitchen window :D
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Oof, fuckinell, 12 must have been insane. There's 7 of us and it's bad enough. Am overly familiar with the blue mouldy mass, no plate launching though. So far...

One lad refused to clean his shit up last night and said he'd do it today. He stormed out the house when my housemate asked him to do it so we could use the pans, so we double locked the door and disconnected the door bell. He'll also come home pissed at 3am and wake me up ringing it cos his keys have been 'in the post from my Mum's' for three weeks now, so two birds with one stone :D

Net's been down all day but felt oddly relaxed after my screeching rant and later emotional breakdown. Had a nice walk out, chilled watching TV, ready to drop though. Staying with the lady tomorrow, she's swearing down she asked me to come keep her company last night but she bloody didn't.

Rabbit is being a cunt too. Ran off with an entire book earlier.

edit: Fuck now I wanna play Monkey Island and all. Think I might even have it on this PC. Got all the new ones on me PS3 but they're not as good as the original two. Actually fuck it just remembered I got ScummVM for me phone. Yusssss
 
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