Gibberings: CXXI Primary school discipline

[Cornishman]

Good morning europe

 

[farmaz]

They do mention a certain word rather a lot.

If a certain person would go and watch that in the cinema he'd be having multiple orgasms.

Too true.

 

[farmaz]

Good morning europe

How's it down old Pirate Country?.......

Well today is nice the IPCC are unable to bring Justice to corrupt cops it seems.
David Cameron is in Lyberia (hope he meets General Buttnaked, General Osama Bin Laden or General Moskito) - all Lyberian Cannibal warlords.

Heard the worst complement on 4Music last night too on that Dating show for rich people, this guy told a woman she was "amazing" about 20 times then turns to her & goes "wwwwwoooooowwwwww your eyes are amazing, are they your natural eyes?" - I just about broke a rib laughing at the idiot.
No they are a glass eyes you fucking idiot, guess money can buy you nice cars, but fails to buy you common sense

 

[farmaz]

From Mental Kenny via Facebook for MM

Postmen banned from wearing shorts by health and safety rules... in case they get FROSTBITE
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...orts-health-safety-rules--case-frostbite.html

 

[badandwicked]

turns to her & goes "wwwwwoooooowwwwww your eyes are amazing, are they your natural eyes?" - I just about broke a rib laughing at the idiot.
No they are a glass eyes you fucking idiot, guess money can buy you nice cars, but fails to buy you common sense

So how much of an idiot would you be if you had failed to realise he was talking about coloured contact lenses?

I need a flow chart to follow who gets on with who in EADD

No Marmz, not that kinda flow

How did Mugz get on in gay Pareee? Did he catch his train home OK or do you think he's coming to with no shoes & wallet in an underpass somewhere?

No wonder his dad wants rent if he's going on daytrips to Paris, most people would settle for Alton Towers.

 

[farmaz]

Fuck's sake. Me smoke detector is making the weirdest noises. Doing me nut so it is. Is on the mains so can't even take the batteries out or owt. Not going off - just making this weird "peeee-owwwwww, peeeee-owwwwww, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooo, peeeeeeee-owwwwwwwwww" noise

Mine did that also, I took a hammer to it & smashed it into 1000 pieces

 

[farmaz]

So how much of an idiot would you be if you had failed to realise he was talking about coloured contact lenses?

You have no idea of the context, how much of an idiot would you be then?.......

 

[jancrow]

How did Mugz get on in gay Pareee? Did he catch his train home OK or do you think he's coming to with no shoes & wallet in an underpass somewhere?

I don't know about coming to; I suspect he's probably not slept, missed his train back and believes he's bought the Eiffel Tower from a gang of shady street dealers.

 

[acieed_ed]

Morning edd

Had a relaxed last night no stims just purple haze and some diaz to take edge off was nailed to the bed this morn at doctors again
Tonight is ketamine s-isomer night at a private bash im not convinced its a good idea at all antidepressant or not

 

[badandwicked]

You have no idea of the context, how much of an idiot would you be then?.......

shhhhh

I don't know about coming to; I suspect he's probably not slept, missed his train back and believes he's bought the Eiffel Tower from a gang of shady street dealers.

lol. I didn't hear who he's going to Paris with or why, is it with a BLer?

 

[jancrow]

You do have free will you know, Ed, you don't have to take drugs if you don't think it's sensible.

 

[masaz]

Mornin all, how do? Day off today, cider and bed for me :D Bunny is booked in to have her insides hoiked out on Tuesday, means me mam is coming over to help out, which'll be nice. Go out for dinner and whatnot, to all the places I can't usually afford.

Shockingly nice weather out too, already been out, came home sweating ha.

 

[badandwicked]

Morning Snolly, I haven't made it out yet but the suns streaming in and the back door's open. Will having the rabbit 'done' make her less of a cunt?

 

[acieed_ed]

You do have free will you know, Ed, you don't have to take drugs if you don't think it's sensible.

Normally i would jump at the chance to do s-ket as i prefer it over racemic but im only slowly getting my head together i think the ket might make it worse. Im just gonna tell the truth im not up to it. another quiet night is what i want ive slept a good 8/9 hours last two nights on a row and its feels good

 

[masaz]

Morning Snolly, I haven't made it out yet but the suns streaming in and the back door's open. Will having the rabbit 'done' make her less of a cunt?

Mornin Aye got windows open meself, almost tropical. Yeah it shouuuuld make her less of a cunt, it should at least stop the constant peeing on my bed and being all territorial. Should.

 

[farmaz]

anyone know the the difference between 3-HO K & this S-isomer K is?.........

have a good one acieed_ed
saw a film last night on Film4 with one of your boys from back home
"It's your Man Jim McCann"
"It's called Nordle you fucking Welsh Idiot"

EDIT - Snolly you gonna get the rabbit "fixed"?.....

 

[brimz]

Morning all . Got pissed last night went to bed at about 3 n was up @ 6 drinking NItrazepam @ 6.30 & @ The Chemist for & 7.30.

Booze doesn't half mess with my sleep . I thought i had conquered it tbh what with my 2 months off , but it was the antibiotics . I only spent a £5 but i wish that my local Heroin dealer was on last night as i would have got far more from spending £20 with him & rather than feeling like shite i would have some nice Gear to smoke right now .

In my twisted world smoking Heroin is far less dangerous & benign than drinking alcohol , shame it's so addictive otherwise i would recommend you all give it a go

Hi there Mr Cornish not seen you about for a while r always a pleasure , well same goes for most of you .

Marmz your with Virgin yeah ? They are pretty good at sorting shit out & if they don't push for some compensation i have had a few £ of them . Once i got £25 for a service interuption that i didn't notice !

Foot's cushty CK thanx it has it's own thread actually

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/662432-I-get-My-BIg-Toe-Back-Tomorrow-Hopefully

 

[Arnold]

You'd have to check out their Service Level Agreement (SLA), or just moan.

 

[farmaz]

come now Brimz, we know it aint that bad really.
Took me on my 1st habit about a good 3 weeks or maybe even 1 month of daily use before I had even a small baby rattle.

Wasn't till my 3rd habit I really knew how bad it could be.

 

[farmaz]

Guys chasing after girls on FB is so terrible & sad.
My missus is bragging how that fucking idiot Killa P is chatting her & up liked 15 of her pics.

If he is such a top Grime MC & such a gangster why has he got to chase after women not even in England?.........
Fucking Idiot & I am really pissed off now!!!!!!