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Gibberings CXVIII: We used to score using phone boxes

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'Terrorism/Freedom Fighting' can work though PT. And let's face it, JFK got one pointed at him that changed things a bit.

But you don't need a fucking constitutional right to do it. See PIRA.
 
parttime crackhead said:
I'd like Alex Jones & his crew to point their guns at the White House & see what happens.
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I suspect he'd point out that you can point entire aircraft at government buildings - point them right through government buildings in fact - and get away with it... if you're an NWO agent :sus:

Actually I suspect he'd freeform spiel for a coupla hours until your ears bled. Talk about infowars. The man's a one-man wordbomb 8o
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Hey MrM (so many MrM's), I care, just too busy for anything but a quick post. Don't give in. Kick shit out of the tribunal. Good luck for whenever it is.
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Hmmm yes I remember another MrM or maybe he is Thee MrM - into startrek rpg?
 
Skanking out in my pants to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphS3QKh2ZQ


Cause


It's my birthday!


Woo!

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Shambles said:
Oh, and on the other topic of discussion - am also having knobcentre/ESA woes. Again. Been sent another questionnaire about my reasons for being unfit to work are. Again. They seem to be under the impression that I'm still on Income Support and need transferring to ESA despite the fact we've been through this several times already. Fukkin ATOS are the most useless bunch of cunts I've ever had the "pleasure" of dealing with. Unbe-fuckin-lievable levels of incompetence :!
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Honestly Shambles mate - The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing, nor does the imaginary central hand know what the fuck either of the other forward limbs are doing :|
 
Tell me about it, Monsta.

Bunch. Of. Useless. Twats.

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Gonna have to go into the knobcentre to see if they know wha gwan cos I've filled this same bastard form in no end of times before. Really does look like they've lost me claim (again) or summat. Either that or they're trying to catch me out by comparing the various iterations to see if "my story" is changing. And presumably the various doctor's notes going back... my entire adult life. Fuckin pricks :!

Also, hoppy bidet, StrutterGear :)<3
 
Thanks very much all! Currently getting wankered on homemade strawberry daquiris before I go out for dinner with the other half.

This'll be the 21st matey. I woke up with a full beard and a big schlong, with a tabacco pipe nestled in between my lips. I am now a man.
 
Is that what you young 'uns get for yer 21st these days?!? Blimey. That would've been handy. Here's me fifteen years on from mine and I still can't grow a beard, still don't smoke a pipe, still waiting on the big schlong. Maybe they all got delayed in the post. In which case I blame MailMonkey for my patchy beard, lack of tobacco pipe and standard-sized peepee :!:X:!
 
StrutterGear said:
Thanks very much all! Currently getting wankered on homemade strawberry daquiris before I go out for dinner with the other half.

This'll be the 21st matey. I woke up with a full beard and a big schlong, with a tabacco pipe nestled in between my lips. I am now a man.
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A landmark then? Seriously, get out there and have a good time!

It's all downhill from here I'm afraid. My 21st was only last year and I've noticed a slight but noticeable decline since then.
 
SamhainGrim said:
A landmark then? Seriously, get out there and have a good time!

It's all downhill from here I'm afraid. My 21st was only last year and I've noticed a slight but noticeable decline since then.
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I only plan to live until I'm 25 so I'm not worried about that. Quadrophenia style cliff jump whilst off my face on MDMA, ket, acid and NOS.

Anyways I'm off out. See you slaaaaaaaaaaaaags later, toodle pip !
 
Blimey, 21.. I can't remember what I did for my 21st, it's annoying me. I forgot my age the other day too, thought I was 27 not 28 haha. Senile dementia kicking in clearly.

I'm quite looking forward to becoming a mad old lady. I'm planning on ridiculous levels of drug consumption at that age. Why the hell not? :D
 
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