brimz
Bluelighter
If you only knew 
WKd Blue + Smirnoff Ice + Three shots of Vodka all in a Pint Glass = 'Refreshers'. You know them fizzy sweets you used to get?
Lager + Relentless = Super charged lager.
In a letter received in his absence by the Berlin court trying him on theft and drug charges Xavier Ololonga explained he had retreated into a hut in the Alps to await the end of the world. The Nigerian immigrant added he was in direct spiritual contact with ancient Mayan priests and only the immediate ritual sacrifice of the policeman in charge of the case would save the courthouse from destruction. To settle the trifling matter at hand, which he attributed to police jealousy of his 'big manhood', he enclosed a cheque for €10,000,000, which he'd signed 'God'. A warrant was issued for his arrest.
In a letter received in his absence by the Berlin court trying him on theft and drug charges Xavier Ololonga explained he had retreated into a hut in the Alps to await the end of the world. The Nigerian immigrant added he was in direct spiritual contact with ancient Mayan priests and only the immediate ritual sacrifice of the policeman in charge of the case would save the courthouse from destruction. To settle the trifling matter at hand, which he attributed to police jealousy of his 'big manhood', he enclosed a cheque for €10,000,000, which he'd signed 'God'. A warrant was issued for his arrest.
I finally found the use for one of my pet hates the other night. Jager bombs. It's done my nut in for ages, the whole dropping a shot glass into another glass thing, never seen the point in it at all. I fucking hate Jager bombs anyway as I can no longer stand Red Bull. Someone kept buying rounds of them on Wednesday though, so I was just grabbing the shot glass out, drinking the Jager & leaving the Red Bull.
remember flying around all the pubs clubs n raves with the pre ban meph, the dawn of it, as it started, fucking glorious, generious lines to people, old school pillheads from back in the day, people eperienced with coke, homeless people on the side of the street, blew all their nuts off

What ROA are you using for 4-FA Knock
you taking the piss?What ROA are you using for 4-FA Knock, I understand snorting is not an option
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Dan have you tried 4-FA yet? It's lovely stuff. 70mg is just right for doing nothing on a cold Friday night.
Fuck it I can't face going out to anything more serious than Asda. I'll get an early-ish and get up with the robins. All I have to get is Christmas Crackers, which I fucking hate but I'm going to get the best ones I can find.

You can buy snazzy kits to make your own. you could put a different drug & a party hat in each one, the rule being everyone has to bosh their particular treat at the same time before dinner.
