Gibberings CXV - Documented proof

[farmaz]

Haha what a tool!

got a warning

 

[Myshkin]

Dave's birthday today. Time for some remembering. Also cleaning, this flat is a state

Much love to both of you.

Barely knew the guy at all, but everything about him made me priviliged to have forged what friendship we had.

Bastard stood me up for a meet too - couldn't even bear sticking around a couple of weeks longer. :D

Effie, take good care of yourself tonight especially.

Haha what a tool!

The Report function is indeed quite a utility, yes.

 

[masaz]

Thanks for the reminder

Will Def crack open a can of K for him a bit later on, top bloke and sorely missed

Shall do the same now I think. Happy birthday, Dave. Hope all's well, Eff.

Just discovered we've got the choice of either central heating or drinkable water but not both, as seems turning the boiler off solves our 'water tastes like rubber and burning' problem. Great. Plumber best fucking sort it tomorrow instead of cocking stuff up even more.

 

[Ceres]

hop in boys, don't be nervous, have a guiness why don't you

 

[Arnold]

^did your gf give you permission to post that pic?

 

[masaz]

You couldn't pay me enough to get in there, she'd fucking eat me

 

[Marmalade]

hop in boys, don't be nervous, have a guiness why don't you

I would if it was her ^^


In other news, how fucking annoying is it when you've just hopped out of the shower all sparkly and clean but instantly need to poo?

Very annoying. meh

 

[Myshkin]

I would if it was her ^^

I'd be tempted to stretch myself as far as small talk even. Lovely eyes.

As for the shitting after the shower dilemma, refer to Big Sur for rectal etiquette. Then you'll never have to suffer that frustration over the sequencing of your inner and outer cleansing again.

Difficult to pull of in public toilets, but it makes me shudder to think of the number of dirty arseholes soiling their unwitting owner's underwear as I type this.

The thong explosion of the late nineties certainly made me see some women in a different light. Seeing a stripe of your one-night-stand's shit smeared over flimsy synthetic fabric certainly tested the fortitude of one's libido. Or maybe not.

 

[Cornishman]

Shenanigans

 

[Myshkin]

Great word.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Christ I'm getting too old for this.

 

[bogman]

think he ment to say Brannigans after your talk of tongs n shit

 

[Myshkin]

Christ I'm getting too old for this.

For what, pray tell?

 

[Mailmonkey]

all of it

 

[Allein]

I said the same years ago but it doesn't make any of it stop

 

[Marmalade]

all of it

even these? ... surely not .. ?

I said the same years ago but it doesn't make any of it stop

please make it stop, daddy!

 

[Cornishman]

Great word.

This.

 

[Mailmonkey]

even these? ... surely not .. ?

you know i don't like big tits, i like pert teats.

 

[Myshkin]

Out of order. Totally.

Erm... I'd like to hear her opinions on Situationist philosophy before I suggested rude stuff, though of course.

 

[Allein]

you know i don't like big tits, i like pert teats.

I'm with you on that one MM, they may look good now but when she hits 40 they are going to be a long way from pert and much closer to the floor