Gibberings CXV - Documented proof

[Myshkin]

How on earth can Brian cox do it for you Marmz :D He wouldnt ask you to get topless and wear suspenders so he could wank for you while lying on his back in a rowing boat. I don't think he'd be much fun at all and his smile in the morning would in time end up making me want to punch him in the head and i'm not a violent person.

B&W, if I could print out and frame a post, then it'd be that one. :D

I'm very flaw-abiding irl tho, and can get over all maner of quirks and foibles when it comes to finding other people attractive. I'll probably find his little mouth tic quite sexy really .. will check for it next time I put on the Cox pron

There are foibles and quirks, and then there's the Cox tic.

I've calmed many a female's (and one male's) raging hormones by pointing it out.

True passion killer. Like Kelly Brook's IQ.

 

[knock]

He's like a weather girl with that fixed smile, grrr.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

He was at least partly responsible for "Things can only get better". Nuff said.

 

[The Liberal Media]

I am not gay ( not thats theres anything wrong with that , Copyright Seinfeld) but cox does have a certain elf like charm. If your a straight guy and cant admit that, then there are issues there

Problem is when he opens his mouth and ruins it, I find the twazzock to be highly opinionated as if he is stating his beliefs as fact and I really wouldnt want him to be on any future version of Sky at night.

Bill Oddie
Russ Abbot
Sheldon Cooper
Brick from " The Middle"
Harry Redknapp

anyone but Cox would be ok with me

 

[Myshkin]

He's like a weather girl with that fixed smile, grrr.

If you have one of those fancy tellies, watch him go into that smile in slow motion.

For a few microseconds inbetween, he makes a face like a guy whole knackers are being parboiled.

 

[Marmalade]

He was at least partly responsible for "Things can only get better". Nuff said.

^^ I knew that but it just makes him even more appealing for some reason ... an embarrassing past and all that. He went back and did a performance of it recently I think, can't remember the full circumstances, but it just made him even more lovely in my eyes.

 

[Ceres]

I don't watch tv so had to google the guy to find out who he was.

 

[knock]

If you have one of those fancy tellies, watch him go into that smile in slow motion.

For a few microseconds inbetween, he makes a face like a guy whole knackers are being parboiled.

I'm not spending the afternoon slo-moing youtube clips of Cox just so TLM can bait me.

Or am I?

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

If you have one of those fancy tellies, watch him go into that smile in slow motion.

For a few microseconds inbetween, he makes a face like a guy whole knackers are being parboiled.

I don't own such a fancy TV but I still know what you're talking about.

I think Marmz is probably drunk again. Yeah, that'll be it.

 

[farmaz]

I'm not spending the afternoon slo-moing youtube clips of Cox just so TLM can bait me.

Or am I?

I was just going to say that should be a welcome change from your daily routine.

 

[Marmalade]

I don't own such a fancy TV but I still know what you're talking about.

I think Marmz is probably drunk again. Yeah, that'll be it.

I read an interview with him where he confessed to being the runt of the band, being the main whipping boy and object of their pranks ... think they left him naked and chained to a lamp post once ... it just made me want to give him cuddles and make the nasty boys go away

 

[knock]

I was just going to say that should be a welcome change from your daily routine.

The podgering?

 

[Ceres]

I read an interview with him where he confessed to being the runt of the band, being the main whipping boy and object of their pranks ... think they left him naked and chained to a lamp post once ... it just made me want to give him cuddles and make the nasty boys go away

This I can relate to, nerdy types these days are bullshit, you aren't a proper nerd unless you got beaten up for it in your youth.

 

[Infinite Jest]

I am not gay ( not thats theres anything wrong with that , Copyright Seinfeld) but cox does have a certain elf like charm. If your a straight guy and cant admit that, then there are issues there

Definitely, plus brains, very sexy as Marmalade says.

 

[Shambles]

...I find the twazzock to be highly opinionated as if he is stating his beliefs as fact...

I actually find that one of his more appealing features. So refreshing to hear a primetime BBC presenter who has so little problem calling bullshit so plainly when bullshit is plainly occurrent.

Nary a twitch in the trouser region from me but he gives good science - albeit sometimes a bit heavy on the "Oooh! Aaaawe!" side (forgivable given the target market - and does so in entertaining stylee. Not many other "celeb" science bods give half as good rant as he does either which is definitely a bonus in my book.

Don't think he should take over Sky at Night though.

 

[farmaz]

The podgering?

and the dogging, glory holes & Jenkem too

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

He's a workaholic bore. Where's the romance in that? It's lucky you two aren't homosexual, you have crap tastes.

 

[Myshkin]

I don't own such a fancy TV but I still know what you're talking about.

I think Marmz is probably drunk again. Yeah, that'll be it.

Not surprised that a man of your observational skills has noticed, SM. It's worse than the old Chrie Blair photos that used to circulate widely, but because it;s so brief it must have a subliminal impact. Or summat like that - I saw this Columbo episode once.

And yeah, it's Sunday. It's a fair bet to say Marmz is drunk.

 

[knock]

and the dogging, glory holes & Jenkem too

I thought you were on holiday? Have you not got fjords to worship or something?

I've watched five minute of cox and can't find this grimace, but his face is killing me.

 

[masaz]

and the dogging, glory holes & Jenkem too

I want that to be the title of my eventual autobiography.

Fucking hangover anxiety can do one. Been taking Nytol for citalopram withdrawals and it's basically second nature for me so I didn't give it a thought when I was downing cider. Oh godddddddd. Have finally ascertained that I said nothing awful/offensive/weird to girlthing, having eschewed subtlety for straight out 'was I a cunt/clingy/rapey last night?' but apparently I DID pass out on the sofa in the living room and wake up swearing at my housemate because I thought I was in bed and she'd just wandered into my room. Oops.

Still I'm the least offensive drunk in the house, I've got my housemate to beat, as we all currently have photographic evidence of him standing on top of a parked car waving his cock about. The daft cunt actually uploaded it to Facebook before he sobered up.