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Gibberings CXLVI: I've Seen Things, I've Seen Them With My Badgers

I rallied about in a forklift when I was 16. Summer job, fruit and veg warehouse (loading up lorries). Piece of piss. So much so I backed it through a greenhouse.
 
I'm pretty good at reversing. People keep saying to me they could never reverse as fast as I do. And I never clip wing mirrors. I reckon I'd be a natch. Sometimes I reverse park just using my rear view mirror. I'M NOT SHOWING OFF HONEST!
 
Anyone been doing The Guardian's, The Daily Quiz?

Depressing stuff for me. Been getting 4/10 (occasionally just 3) each time. Done it for the last week. Half of my answers have been guesses too.
 
Oh, I could probably do that. I'm great on set-piece manoeuvres -- reversing round corners, parking, three-point turns -- sorry, turning the vehicle in the road using forward and reverse gears, emergency stops, uphill starts, downhill starts, and all that. I'm fine at nice, low speeds, when -- you know -- every other driver on the entire road isn't trying to kill me. And it doesn't make it any better knowing some hitch-hiker in a cheap suit has the power of attorney over your future driving career in a clipboard on his lap.

I just wish the bus company hadn't changed all their Wayfarer machines. Put rather a crimp in my little home printing racket, did that ..... Suffice it to say, I have to pay the driver for my bus tickets now.
 
Today was the only day I flaked on two questions that I actually knew the answers to (the vietnam and afghanistan ones) .. wouldve got 5 too for a change had I not fucked those up.
 
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