this is a copy and paste from a vendor review. Some people might find it amusing. (I am not the vendor, or connected to him/her in any way)
So i just sold susanatkins a 1g SAMPLE of my Jack Herer which is receiving some fantastic reviews. However, I thought this was hillarious and thought I would share this joke of a situation with all of the round table. This is our PM conversation:
SUSANATKINS:
hi. the reason i came to this site was because everyone in my city only gives me weed with all the thc vaped out of it. a vendor i just bought from sent me vaped og kush and so i shrugged it off and tried you but, what you sent me too has no thc in it. one hit of kush blasts you off instantly and i smoked this whole dimebag at once and it just felt like a carton of cigarettes. it's either vaped in a vaporizer or another method. please, everyone has strangely done this to me for 5 years now. i don't care about the money. i'll literatly pay you double the price everytime for what you send me, just to show how greatful i am...but the weed has to be the same full potent strength you sell all your other satisfied customers. please send out a real bag.
ME:
I assure you what I sent you had not been vaped. I don't even think that is really possible as whenever I have seen people vape it still burns the weed up. I can absolutely guarantee that what I sent you is exactly the same product that all of my other satisfied customers have received. It sounds very peculiar that everyone you buy from you are thinking that this is happening. Is there any way it could be that you have some kind of tolerance somehow to THC? Do you have a friend that could try the same things that you are smoking and do an experiment to find out what happens. Anyways, I can absolutely 100% guarantee that the product I sold you was untouched and of same quality and potency as the products that I am getting fantastic reviews on. I am sorry.
SUSANATKINS:
i heard someone brag about selling me vaped weed once so that's why i say it...i heard that vaping burns the weed too...perhaps it's either on less heat, less time, or some entire different method. i have hundreds of bags like this the last 5 years. i have no friends cause they all started doing this to me. i noticed you have 5.0 perfect rating which means that i am the one and only person you did this too. that's not fair that only i am not aloud to have bomb weed. look, i will finalize this order if you send out a "full strength like everyone else gets" gram on monday. and after that i'll buy eighths on a weekly basis. if i can find one seller to be honest for once i will stick with them for the rest of my life. i'll even send you a whole bitcoin straight to your bitcoin address or through silk road just as a "thank you for full potency finally" i have no tolerance to thc cause no one will ever give me the real strength and i am a weed expert much like you probally are too so you cannot trick me. everyone always plays dumb about this and that's ok...just send a real gram and i'll finalize but if not i will have to negative feedback.