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[Albion]

 

[Tangerine Dream]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-24032360

"A duck "adopted" by a Devon man after being rejected by hostile siblings has acquired its owner's love of beer.

The 67-year-old, from Chulmleigh, said the duck has become "selective" about what he drinks.

"Star doesn't like lager - he's definitely a real ale duck, but I make sure he doesn't have too much," Mr Hayman told BBC News.

Mr Hayman, who kept Star in his breast pocket to keep it warm as a duckling, said it lives in the house and is very much part of the family."



Haha. Actually that's made me fancy a pint.

 

[Mendo_K]

Mr Hayman, who kept Star in his breast pocket to keep it warm as a duckling, said it lives in the house and is very much part of the family."

 

[Josh]

Have they taped a carrier bag onto its arse there?

 

[Albion]

I think the black thing is in the foreground roganjosh.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Damn that duck. Piss pour pouring.

Also WTF. biggest cucumber ever. Scares me a bit

 

[justinsayno]

^ thought it was a san pedro and felt jealous.


Read it was cucumber and got over it

 

[Tangerine Dream]

James and the giant cucumber. Doesn't have the right ring to it... The logistics of having to hollow out and live inside a giant cucumber are beyond me. Did I just type that out? *smokes more weed*

 

[Mailmonkey]

Ah yeah i used to love the first GTA games

San andreas is deffo my fave

San Andreas was fucking great.

"A duck "adopted" by a Devon man after being rejected by hostile siblings has acquired its owner's love of beer.

fucking Devon

Also WTF. biggest cucumber ever. Scares me a bit

I've got a fucking monster in the fridge picked yesterday, it's closer to a marrow than a cucumber, not sure what the fuck to do with it.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Every time I open the fridge it's there. Mocking me...judging me..ahem.

Reckon I'll get a good few burgers and salads out of the fucker!

 

[Josh]

I think the black thing is in the foreground roganjosh.

Just seen it on the local news, it's a bow tie

 

[jancrow]

Yeah, if you like cucumbers in your burger, which would make you insane. Don't make me post that gif again.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

You don't scare me! I watched that gif repeat hundreds of times yesterday. Turning it over and over and over in my head like some hideous...pancake. Do your worse. Because cumber, tomato and lettuce is standard in my burgers

Edit: Damn, saw this on teh internetz "1000x Yellow Bentley pills" for sale

But I read it as yellow bentines So would have snapped that up...along with some clarky cat obviously.

 

[jancrow]

Edit: Damn, saw this on teh internetz "1000x Yellow Bentley pills" for sale

Actually it's misleadingly worded. If you give them money then a 70s Martial Arts legend comes round and sucks your cock.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Hurry up and bumdrop that fucking cucumber.

 

[Mailmonkey]

gherkins in a burger. IN! cucumbers in burgers. OUT!

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Hurry up and bumdrop that fucking cucumber.

I've got some nutmeg I can sprinkle on the end of it. Seems like all the cool kids are doing it.

I might pull the ethernet cord out of my 'smart' TV. Not so fucking smart when your internet goes to shit and pop ups for the network connection keep fucking popping up on my TV. I expect pop ups on laptops with no adblock installed....not on my 700quid tele.

MM: Maybe it' a veggie thing. My opinion is invalid because my burgers consist of fungus.

 

[parttime crackhead]

First you're threatening to put cucumber on your burger. Now you're shouting there's not even any meat in your burger?

What's happened to this place? Someone inject LSD into their eyeball right fucking now.

 

[Tangerine Dream]

Don't be jerkin my gherkin boi-oh. That's about as much effort I could put into a response. Wish I'd bought more than 2 beers now. That fucking duck.

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