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Gibberings CXLII : Frothing At The Mouth

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It would seem that many a think-tank has been wasting its time, now that St Jamie of Oliver has discovered a new, and speedy, method for measuring poverty. He finds it hard, he says, to “talk about modern day poverty”, before reminding us of a family on one of his shows “with the mum and the kid eating chips and cheese out of Styrofoam containers, and behind them is a massive TV”. “It just didn’t weigh up”, he said.

Well actually, Jamie, it does. If he bothered to do a few sums, the gourmet chef would quickly discover that he is excreting orally, and the two things are barely related. These days you can pick up a 40 inch TV from Tescos for £340. That sounds like a lot except, unlike food, which you eat every day, the average TV is replaced just once every six years. Over that time period, a household of four will eat 17520 individual breakfasts and and dinners. Taking away free school meals, the household will also consume 6360 lunches. This makes a grand total of 23,880 meals. If this household had not bought it’s widescreen TV, it would indeed be able to spend more money on food – to be precise, they could spend an extra 1.4 pence per person per meal, an amount more commonly known as “fuck all”.

Stick to what you’re good at Jamie.
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Would people buy this? Would you buy this? Do you know of people who may buy this? I'm considering making some of my stuff into T's and stuff for sale, but I'd like to know if it's worth the effort.

I've done a 'three wolf moon' sorta one too:

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And more this sort

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etc.

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Would people pay for these?
 
Only skagheads with more money than sense

Or people from Hoxton/Shoreditch

Nathan Barley types would be all over them at £30 a pop
That middle one , you would flog loads of those there, not sure about the other 2 , esp if it was grey color
 
I would not buy the 1st or 3rd albion but the 2nd one would be the one i bought if i worked in some arty farty nathan barley type place & if i was too cool for the tate
 
2nd and 3rd yes Albion, they look cool

dunno about the 1st and last, they look a bit too weird
 
I don't wear grey t shirts. They are only good for hiding grease stains earned eating in front of the tele. A fucking big one if you are poor enough.
 
I didn't think grey would be an issue if it's in context with some art.
 
Albion said:
Hahaha.

Wrong demographic :sus:

No PV, just a lot of uni work.
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Need to print a bunch up and flog em at the Queen Mary University or LSE to all the 20 year old female rebels ( the ones who think xfm is cool)

Or just stand outside the national gallery and you could easily shift 100 on a good day to the Spanish tourists

Its like printing money mate, just need to know your market
 
Aye, you're probably right.

Europeans fucking love Pete Doherty. Camden Market traders might also be interested (in ripping me off).
 
Camden is a bit of a mafia though , real minefield

Start with Acton market and then in a few weeks venture east and get a patch at shepherds bush
After then you can easily infiltrate central london

its like espionage mate, all about how you position yourself

and then the holy grail of course is portobello rd, the hedge fund/mayfair of market stalls
 
and then you will just be labelled a sell out like tommy hilfinger who says black people cannot wear his shit ( not on purpose of course)

the crazy thing is that in turn will make "albion" a more exclusive label
 
The moon looks fantastic tonight ( The drugs help)
red as fuck !

Shame that on the other side of the world where its shining onto it people are dying in Syria

Crazy planet we live on eh ?
 
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