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Gibberings CXIX: In B4 close...

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Just got my ticket for this damn court case a few people on here know about.

15 feb - 28th feb

Going to be bitter sweet, stupid fucking women & DALT going to cause me alot of hassle.
she found the fucking MDAI she hid though so I get finally sample that when I am out there.
 
farmaz said:
that sounds so grim to me, I bet ceres has pics of that kind of thing
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Your body's made of a lot of water and water reacts to gravity, how's that grim?

You are all an example of how its very difficult to keep more than one uncastrated male mammal together. All of you need to go off and have your testicles removed, except 1 chosen one, who can keep theirs. Ideally it would be the physically fittest and best looking. Only then will we have peace. Its science.
 
Bluelight's flipped it the day. A mod (ex-mod?) spamming some Mugz shit about the place trying to get banned, everyone losing the heid, B&W is on some weird shit about water/gravity/periods & someone (who shall reman nameless because they seem to already be mad para. Had to mention this because it's funny tho) PMed me earlier to ask if I'd seen naked pictures of them :?

Classic EADD.
 
badandwicked said:
Your body's made of a lot of water and water reacts to gravity, how's that grim?

You are all an example of how its very difficult to keep more than one uncastrated male mammal together. All of you need to go off and have your testicles removed, except 1 chosen one, who can keep theirs. Ideally it would be the physically fittest and best looking. Only then will we have peace. Its science.
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I just had a image of water breaking or some terrible medical thing like an exploding vagina, ever since I seen that show "one born every minute" & seen the true horror of child birth the image has stained my mind so badly.

Can I keep my nuts please?..........I am so uber sexy
 
Afternoon, all :)

My but y'all are a cheery bunch today. Comedowns all round is it :D

In other news, am annoyed on two fronts. Major annoyance is the fukkin fan on me lappy. Is deafening these last coupla days. Sounds like it could explode at any moment. Needs a clean-out presumably but am a tad wary of trying to get at it. Not that it's in warranty or owt but I'm bound to bugger it if I go at it with a screwdriver or summat :\

Other annoyance is getting a mystery letter from solicitors. Just says it's about "a private matter" and says they know I'm the same person as was living at an address from must be fifteen years back. Doesn't sound good. Must be some debt I've forgotten about cos why else would solicitors track me down all these years later? Arsery. It's getting ignored for now. Not like they've got a warrant or owt. Knew I shouldn't have started paying bills off. Bastard credit agency started handing out me addy the moment I paid off a bill. Way to go to encourage folk to not just ignore the fuckers 8)
 
Shambles said:
Major annoyance is the fukkin fan on me lappy. Is deafening these last coupla days. Sounds like it could explode at any moment. Needs a clean-out presumably but am a tad wary of trying to get at it. Not that it's in warranty or owt but I'm bound to bugger it if I go at it with a screwdriver or summat :\
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What laptop have you got, and how old is it? If you have a vacuum cleaner (I'm not implying anything before YOU start ;) ) you could press it against the vent on full power and see if any dust or fluff are bunging it up.... If the machine is quite elderly it could well be a sign that the bearings on the fan are worn or buggered. They can trundle along for ages like that but equally they can just seize the hell up quite suddenly. If the vacuum cleaner doesn't help you probably want a techie mate to replace the fan.
 
Hmm... it's a "fairly new" lappy - had it about two years - but was bought of eBay supposedly as new but who knows really? Dunno offhand what particular one it is other than a Compaq and was pretty high-spec at the time (so now essentially just a brick). I actually don't own a vacuum cleaner but could probably arrange for someone else to suck it for me (fnarr). Would much rather that than try to open it up meself. Will give that a go at some point soonest and hope for the best - thanks for the tip :)
 
effie said:
Give it a rest ey? 8)

Poppy tea down the hatch
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Jealous, I could do with summat like that today. Might have to look into it :D

Yesterday's post-exam drink turned into a fourteen hour piss up to the great surprise of no one. I love a woman that can keep up ;) Had great fun frolicking in the snow and being ridiculous. Couple diaz and some beer this morning and feeling right as rain. Revision time, then.
 
Shambles said:
Hmm... it's a "fairly new" lappy - had it about two years - but was bought of eBay supposedly as new but who knows really? Dunno offhand what particular one it is other than a Compaq and was pretty high-spec at the time (so now essentially just a brick). I actually don't own a vacuum cleaner but could probably arrange for someone else to suck it for me (fnarr). Would much rather that than try to open it up meself. Will give that a go at some point soonest and hope for the best - thanks for the tip :)
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I wouldn't be surprised if it was bunged up with drugs! My keyboard seems to have a good spliff's worth inside it at any given time. Kill several birds with one stone and apply your nostril to any visible vent, then inhale mightily, clear the fan and get high at the same time.
 
Bwahahahaahahahaha! =D

So that's where I keep losing ket :!

Actually, that's almost possible. I do tend to leave wraps under me lappy (it sits atop a book so air can circulate). Probably bits of dry baccy if anything. Mores the pity. Don't fancy sniffing that tbh... But is most likely. Am buggered if it required any actual techie attention cos I don't know any. Not that don't live a gazillion miles away anyway. Sounds like there's a small demolition team going at it with powertools in there at the moment :!
 
Hair is nearer me arse than me shoulders if let down. But don't think it's a hairball issue. Just had a lil looksee and one of the vents underneath is thick with dust so most likely that. Also noticed there was a loose screw on one of the panels so tightened it up and it's a lot quieter now. Still needs a clean-out though. Had problems with one of the panels (the same one actually) popping out last summer when it was really hot for a while. Heat and dust are not a lappy's best friends really. Ah well. Temporary fix in place but will go hunt and gather someone with a vacuum later to give it a good sucking for me. Phew. Life would surely end if me lappy died on me 8(
 
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