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Gibberings CXIII : A walk in the park

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spent most of the day prone watching a glacier-like magistrate system prioritising a domestic abuse case with an absent main witness then sat nonplussed as a smarmy crown prosecutor doing her best to look incompetant, tried unsucessfully upon being asked - to point me out on a cctv recording played on a tiny laptop screen that crashed midway through a less than enlightening peep show to three underwhelmed magistrates, asked if there was more than one entrance i had to answer for her and clarify the name of the business to the court - which she had also got wrong - british justice, envy of the modern world. hopefully she'll decide to make toast in the bath and prove just as effective at that sometime in the next three weeks





looking forward to various scary stuff on tv tonight. great british ghosts on yesterday channel 11pm i believe
 
Someone else used to say something very similar
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Eh?

I'm getting pissed right off with these fucking kids outside. You never see kids around here much and suddenly there's an army of them running about from house to house begging. I'm sitting in the dining room which looks right out onto the street so they can all see I'm in but I'm not answering the door because I've got no money on me and no sweets. Some of them ring the door bell about 5 times or start banging on the window. There was some with their mum and she came right up to the window and started waving her hands about trying to get my attention. Ignored. Probably my neighbours as well.

I'm going to get fucked egged going to the shops aren't I? :(
 
What the fuck are you ranting for?

Shut yer curtains and turn the light out if you don't want people to knock.

Are you really this stupid? I can only assume you just LOVE getting hassled in the real world like you do on here

'kin ell.
 
not had one door knock here, maybe it's because it's quite rough round here.


I'm trying to compete in the lounge, it's a strange place full of cunts, more cuntish than the cunts here, it is interesting. I'm treating it like a social experiment.
 
@ TheSpade that sounds like a total pain the neck

Wee boy came to the door with his family and I went 'you need to tell a good joke to get the sweets' then he looked as if he was about to burst into tears and one of the woman went 'he's got learning
difficulties son he canny speak'. I'm going to hell man
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I think it's quite clear what I'm ranting about, if you don't understand I'd suggest you're the one who's stupid. Why should I shut the curtains (which there is none of) and sit in the dark? How the fuck can I see what I'm typing and read the book I need to be reading with no light on?
 
TheSpade said:
Eh?

I'm going to get fucked egged going to the shops aren't I? :(
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We have all been reminded, recently of someone who often claimed they hated kids...

If I was a kid living near a grumpy feker like you I'd be banging on your door and pounding you with whatever I could lay my hands on every time you left the house :D
 
It's not like the kids know I don't like them atm and if they started banging on my door and shit on the regular we'd be having lots of dead children around here.
 
TheSpade said:
I think it's quite clear what I'm ranting about, if you don't understand I'd suggest you're the one who's stupid. Why should I shut the curtains (which there is none of) and sit in the dark? How the fuck can I see what I'm typing and read the book I need to be reading with no light on?
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then you aren't entitled to rant you numpty.

If people think youre in, theyre gonna knock. You must just love the attention.

TheSpade said:
It's not like the kids know I don't like them atm and if they started banging on my door and shit on the regular we'd be having lots of dead children around here.
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lol, you'd get yer arsed kicked by a coupla 10 year olds. I doubt there's a poster on the board who thinks otherwise
 
TheSpade said:
It's not like the kids know I don't like them atm and if they started banging on my door and shit on the regular we'd be having lots of dead children around here.
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What a load of shite, they'd run rings round you... you ain't killing no one...get back to your pork:)
 
Some logic there Marmz. I'm entitled to do whatever I like in my house. I'm not going to inconvenience myself because it's Halloween and kids are begging round the doors for sweets.

What a load of shite, they'd run rings round you... you ain't killing no one...get back to your pork
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I'll need to get the shotgun out then.
 
TheSpade said:
Some logic there Marmz. I'm entitled to do whatever I like in my house. I'm not going to inconvenience myself because it's Halloween and kids are begging round the doors for sweets.



I'll need to get the shotgun out then.
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If you're sitting there with the lights on and the curtains open at the front window of the house, i hope you're at least dressing up as something.
 
Most of the ones round here have had parents with them. You'd think the parents would take the hint and go away when it's obvious I'm not moving from my chair and totally blanking them. The fact that some of the parents have started knocking on the window or waving to get my attention says a lot about how these people.
 
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Aye Spade, your house would definitely be getting egged if you lived round here haha.

If I'm the only one in on Halloween I pretend no-one is in. You don't get many wee guys banging the door these days right enough, parents prolly too para of peados & mad bams.
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Pretend that you're not in? what kind of fucked up logic is that?!

What you should be doing is making it blatantly obvious you're home, and then get more and more frustrated as more and more kids keep banging on your door.

(I'm doing the 'not in' trick too btw, and I've not had one knock, despite there being loadsa kids in the street)


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Most of the ones round here have had parents with them. You'd think the parents would take the hint and go away when it's obvious I'm not moving from my chair and totally blanking them. The fact that some of the parents have started knocking on the window or waving to get my attention says a lot about how these people.
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no it says a lot about you, and your lack of IQ
 
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and I've not had one knock, despite their being loadsa kids in the street
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Kids are too scared to knock on the scary old witches door Marmz, especially on Halloween.
 
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