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Gibberings CXII - did you know i sniff pants??

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parttime crackhead said:
Moral of the story - Never trust two Scottish idiots who are absolutely steaming out their heads before midday to watch your luggage if you don't want your pants being worn like a mask.
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lol I like to think i was that girl and I'd walked in I'd have laughed but not sure.

SamhainGrim said:
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Discretion. Always the best way :)

YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
I don't even realise I'm nicking them 'onest guvnor.. they just turn up in my bag.
My pride and joy at the moment is a small gold gun lighter ( which I did buy) closely followed by a grey HMP one.( which I nabbed :D )
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I do that with lighters. If someone watches their lighter like a hawk and cant relax until its back with them it makes me think they use it for hard drugs.
People give me lighters from holiday, they know i love them.
 
Pt

You must have had to cut down on the green i bet ?

I mean 6 months ago you would have dashed that mud hash , things will get more grimey soon mate :) trust me
 
badandwicked said:
lol I like to think i was that girl and I'd walked in I'd have laughed but not sure.


I do that with lighters.
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The original girl we were talking to probably would have. She was sound. She'd just came back from Amnesia when we started shouting things at her (this was at about 7am), she came up & sat with us, hassled me because I was taking ages to skin a joint (I was in no fucking rush! We were set for the day on that balcony with our big stinking cocktail lol), she was still out her box, said that she'd stayed at Amnesia till the end but all her mates had fucked off for a sleep at about 3 lol. She was loving our chat, then she went & got her mates so they could stash their bags. They did not looked impressed with us at all (can't remember exactly what we were up to at that point but we were probably dressed in ridiculous gear, I'm sure we had Rambo style headbands on for ages), & they certainly didn't look impressed with her for befriending us haha.

Re lighters. I cleared out a couple of drawers recently & found about 2 dozen working lighters. I very rarely buy a lighter & rarely intentionally steal one from someone but I always end up with loads of them. Probably because I have a bad habit of asking for a light before even checking my own pockets for one (my mate always pulls me up for this). I tend to go out with 2 or 3 lighters on me & come home with 2 or 3 completely different ones.

brimz said:
Pt

You must have had to cut down on the green i bet ?

I mean 6 months ago you would have dashed that mud hash , things will get more grimey soon mate :) trust me
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I have. That's why I was smoking the mud lol. 6 months ago I was going to launch it in the bin, but shoved it in a drawer instead. I got a giro on Wednesday though so the first thing I did was go see my man about a Q of green lol, then stayed in all that weekend (so the money I'd have spent at the weekend went on the weed) I've still got at least an 8th left, been keeping it calm, trying to wait as long as possible before having a joint (no more wake n bake :(). This bag should see me through to the weekend easily enough.
 
Albion said:
They're all suffering from bad cases of blurry tits.
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It's a miracle ...praise be :D

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I know I was talking some complete codshit the other day - Tv and heroin addicts ? Well I sussed out my TV problem - apparently it can't read any file from flash bigger than 2.something gig's. So faced with the option of a few grand on a new tv or live with a wire from my notebook - I went with the wire :D
 
I like tiny teats. I like that daubing too. What they on about anyway? =D

Do you think they'd appreciate a "Nice tits love" comment from bystanders?
 
Just got off the phone to my mum, all set to buy my own place after Christmas and move the fuck out, if I can get someone to take over my tenancy. I like my housemates as people but the constant destruction of furniture and setting the back yard on fire is getting a bit much and I feel a wee bit too old for all that now.

Need to actually get off my arse and get looking for places now. Whee. Also figured out what was wrong with the love o' my life, stressed like I thought. She withdraws whereas I get clingy. Staying there next two nights and said we're gonna try get out more, spent the day together and I'm way less stressed than I was when I left the house, fuckin mad place this.
 
parttime crackhead said:
I have. That's why I was smoking the mud lol. 6 months ago I was going to launch it in the bin, but shoved it in a drawer instead. I got a giro on Wednesday though so the first thing I did was go see my man about a Q of green lol, then stayed in all that weekend (so the money I'd have spent at the weekend went on the weed) I've still got at least an 8th left, been keeping it calm, trying to wait as long as possible before having a joint (no more wake n bake :(). This bag should see me through to the weekend easily enough.
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Best thing you did with yer cash was getting the DJ kit .
Cos your gonna be skint till u get another job . But the DJ kit as well as being good fun will get you in2 parties without having to feel a cunt for being skint :D

How many Trainers did you get i 'm guessing 7 ?
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
NUN ( national union of nuns) strike in Poland.. They were protesting a wage cut.


Ed: You're getting a mortgage Snolly?
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Not sure, got some money in investments and that, plus my student loans, but I think it'll be my parents getting the mortgage and me paying them off with that plus the money I've got. Going to have to discuss it properly when I'm home at the weekend. Excited though, just can't hack living with other people it seems!

edit: lol @ national union of nuns
 
brimz said:
Best thing you did with yer cash was getting the DJ kit .
Cos your gonna be skint till u get another job . But the DJ kit as well as being good fun will get you in2 parties without having to feel a cunt for being skint :D

How many Trainers did you get i 'm guessing 7 ?
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Aye buying the DJ gear had a point. The main point being that it would still be there when the money ran out, otherwise I would just have got an extra few weeks of not being skint. It's worked out well at Halloween on the free booze front lol "Gonna go get us a drink man? I'm setting this shit up." then folk just coming over "You wanting a drink?" & never having to return the favour due to being stuck behind the decks so not able to go to the bar (aye right, pish excuse but it worked).

I think someone bought me Buckfast in return for playing tunes at a house party the following night. I need to get more cunts to have parties & let me play the tunes though...




Trainers? I think I bought 4 pairs lol.
 
snolly said:
Not sure, got some money in investments and that, plus my student loans, but I think it'll be my parents getting the mortgage and me paying them off with that plus the money I've got. Going to have to discuss it properly when I'm home at the weekend. Excited though, just can't hack living with other people it seems!

edit: lol @ national union of nuns
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Your parents sound lovely Snolly.. I'm sure you are excited at the prospect of getting your own place.
I lived in halls with students a bit younger than me when I was at uni and they drove me nuts so I can relate somewhat to the position you're in with your house mates. Perhaps its not that you cant hack living with people just living with younger mentalists :D
Its probably only a few weeks until the end of term isn't it? Will you be going home?
 
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YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
You're parents sound lovely Snolly.. I'm sure you are excited at the prospect of getting your own place.
I lived in halls with students a bit younger than me when I was at uni and they drove me nuts so I can relate somewhat to the position you're in with your house mates. Perhaps its not that you cant hack living with people just living with younger mentalists :D
Its probably only a few weeks until the end of term isn't it? Will you be going home?
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They are lovely, more than you'd think as they had a looooooot to put up with from teenage me! Eternally grateful tho. Yeah, think you're right on the younger mentalists part, defo! Halls was a nightmare. Need someone quiet and boring =D

Yeah two weeks while end of term and then I'm home for a bit to see the family but I'll be back here before new year's as this lot will be away til late Jan. Peace n quiet!
 
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