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Gibberings CXII - did you know i sniff pants??

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They sound like a motley crew... I didn't think people still took their false eyeballs out but fair play to him for keeping the tradition alive. And Mr 40 years is clearly talking bollocks because first rule of anything you don't talk about is that you don't darkly hint at it in the presence of a bunch of strangers. Obvious really but I'm just sort of vomiting my brain out.
 
That sounds pretty much as i would imagine it Max , i bet you feel right at home ;)

Good on you for actually going .

once i had to do a similar thing but this was way back in the 90s & cos i had acash in hand job on the day i payed someone else a £10 to go 4 me . It worked .
 
Lol,I loved The League of Gentlemen.
Pauline and her pens(friends),my mate couldn't watch it cos he found it too weird and freaky.
I thought it was great how they kinda mixed horror & comedy together,I thought it was very clever. Oh well time to head back to Andy McNab and the rest of the crew.
Hope your day is going quickly for you if you are stuck at work.
 
maxalfie said:
Lol,I loved The League of Gentlemen.
Pauline and her pens(friends),my mate couldn't watch it cos he found it too weird and freaky.
I thought it was great how they kinda mixed horror & comedy together,I thought it was very clever. Oh well time to head back to Andy McNab and the rest of the crew.
Hope your day is going quickly for you if you are stuck at work.
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Thanks Max.. Its going rather too quickly.. I'm painting a ceiling and wanted to get it finished by 3 when the nipper gets home. I've done one coat but fucking hell my arm is killing me!
Have a good rest of your day. :)

Baw I think theres a knicker snatcher round here. My neighbour and I have both noticed stuff disappearing off the line.
 
badandwicked said:
On the thread title, how many men here if they found themselves in close proximity to a womans underwear drawer, and confident they wouldn't get busted, investigate its contents?
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Sounds like someones got something to hide in their underwear drawer.
 
badandwicked said:
No lol I just wonder when Ive left electricians and people like that in my house if they have a snoop.



Do you hang you knickers out where people are passing close by :D
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No haha... thats the creepy thing about it he (?) would have to walk around the side of the house and right up to the end of the garden to get to the line.

Clearly not a fan of my Bridget Jones belly warmers though.. They havn't been touched.
 
I just had visions of your washing line running right next to the pavement and all your frilly twangers hung out in a row loud n proud :D

I can imagine why someone might get a buzz out of a stealth knicker hoist like that but still a bit weird. Could you get a gate fitted or are you not too bothered?

YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Clearly not a fan of my Bridget Jones belly warmers though.. They havn't been touched.
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lol
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Thanks Max.. Its going rather too quickly.. I'm painting a ceiling and wanted to get it finished by 3 when the nipper gets home. I've done one coat but fucking hell my arm is killing me!
Have a good rest of your day. :)

Baw I think theres a knicker snatcher round here. My neighbour and I have both noticed stuff disappearing off the line.
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Top tip .

When you do the Glossing on Doors use a small Roller . In fact use a small roller for as much of the job as you can , bar the bits where you use a big roller you will get a much better finish.
Using a brush is far from perfect but if you are using a brush spend a bit extra & get Harris Paint Brushes .

If you need anymore advice feel free to ask me i am a trained Painter & Decorator City & Guilds .
 
I'm really bothered my decent kacks have been chawed yeah.. its also a bit creepy.. I cant put a gate up though. I'm just going to dry them indoors from now on.

Ed: Thanks for the tips brimzter <3 I'm hanging a bit of wallpaper on one wall so probably will take you up on that offer. I've only done wall papering once before.
 
Yeah that's pretty difficult , have yo got a pasting table or something that you can use , makes it much easier less clutter the better with wallpapering .
 
brimz said:
If you need anymore advice feel free to ask me i am a trained Painter & Decorator City & Guilds .
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well I never :) I do loads of painting and decorating, I just finished a friends bedroom in their new house. That was all the way back to plaster skim, crappy condition woodwork, looks good if I say so myself. You're spot on about quality brushes, it makes all the difference.
 
My Mum & her friend had their own business in the 80s when the property boom was in effect . They did really well & cos they were women were trusted more than your average Decorators . She used to get posh folk giving her the keys for their huge Listed Propertys on the Posh areas of the City.
She taught me loads of stuff i even used to help at the W/E when i was like 11/12 for pocket money .

I am looking forward to doing my gaff , haven't been able to cos you have to wait ayear when it's anew property.
I have the paint scheme all planned.
 
Did the builders leave it magnolia? I guess at least you wont have to do woodwork and ceiling or will you want to?

On the Dulux website you can 'paint' rooms with different colours to see how they look, its not that good (or it may have improved) but its good if youve got time to kill.
 
badandwicked said:
On the thread title, how many men here if they found themselves in close proximity to a womans underwear drawer, and confident they wouldn't get busted, investigate its contents?
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Hahaha. Quality question.

I will hang my head in shame & admit to doing this on more than one occasion lol. Found a flute one time. That was too funny, so I had to admit to raiding the pants drawer so that I could take the piss out the person for having a flute hiding in there. "What the fuck were you doing in my underwear drawer in the first place??!?!?!" ... "Never you mind that, what's the script with this flute? TOOOOOOTOOOOOTT!" hahaha. This was a long time ago though, I must have been a teenager.


On holiday a couple of years ago we were talking to (I say talking to, I mean shouting drunken shite off the balcony at) this bird, she asked if her & her mates could put their cases in our room (it wasn't my room but I said yes anyway) as it was their last day but their flight wasn't until that night & they wanted to go to the beach. 10 minutes later 6 birds come strolling in with suitcases, get changed & go down the beach.

Me & my mate decide that finishing our warm cocktail of sangria & vodka on the balcony is a better plan (plus we'd been at it for at least 2 days solid, a shower was in order before leaving the room, we were fucking bogging). The door had only just closed as they left & my mate's shouted at me "Here! Check this out!". He'd been in one of the suitcases, got a pair of pants out, put them on his head like a balaclava & was shoving his dick into a CD player that they'd also left. One of them came back for something literally about 10 seconds after we'd just zipped up a suitcase we'd casually been raiding. So nearly got caught haha. That would have been a bad one.

Moral of the story - Never trust two Scottish idiots who are absolutely steaming out their heads before midday to watch your luggage if you don't want your pants being worn like a mask.
 
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badandwicked said:
On the thread title, how many men here if they found themselves in close proximity to a womans underwear drawer, and confident they wouldn't get busted, investigate its contents?
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parttime crackhead said:
One of them came back for something literally about 10 seconds after we'd just zipped up a suitcase we'd casually been raiding. So nearly got caught haha. That would have been a bad one.
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I'll say... :D
 
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