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Gibberings CXII - did you know i sniff pants??
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pinkpapaver
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stop distracting me from strictly come dancing
Love that Ola Jordan, she's a right little firecracker.
jancrow
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Heheh, thanks people 
I've offered her wine a couple of times but so far she's declined. She's eating a delicious-smelling steak at the moment which may ameliorate the situation. If nothing else it may slow her down to the point that I can escape with relative ease. Maybe I should get busy with the etizolam, a cheese grater and some hot chocolate.
I've offered her wine a couple of times but so far she's declined. She's eating a delicious-smelling steak at the moment which may ameliorate the situation. If nothing else it may slow her down to the point that I can escape with relative ease. Maybe I should get busy with the etizolam, a cheese grater and some hot chocolate.
Mailmonkey
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tell her you hate her and you genuinely wish she'd just fuck off.
Mugz
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i'll put a bun in her oven
StoneHappyMonday
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jancrow
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May as well get it out of the way now rather than in ten years' time. Actually she'd probably thank me as we've got a big family (my family) meal tomorrow. It's payback for recently having to spend practically a whole day silently clenching my fists over at her brother's house while listening to his incredibly stupid fiancee talk about nothing but money (mainly how much they have) and misusing the word 'literally' wrongly LITERALLY every other sentence.
pinkpapaver
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did you ever try to give up meph for lent? i became vegan for lent once
pinkpapaver
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there'd these silly knitted beards keep popping up on lexulous on facebook anytime i'm playing a wprdnew look for winter 2012 :
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pinkpapaver
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Does your woman watch all the saturday night talent garbage like Pink (
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distractions for Pink (stay with us please!) ... and Monstah
i tried to show my dog thel ive kitten stream. my son saw it and asked "what are you doing with your life mom?"
TheSpade
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That jacket is what every good rapist / murder needs. Is it a CP company jacket by any chance? Yhey do daft jackets like that with hoods and goggles for the fitba casuals to wear. My mate spent £800 on a similar one once, he already owned another 2 Stone Island jackets that cost £500-£600 each too. Twat.
Every time I've read FB the last few days I've got pissed off at the Israelis on there I know (well met on travels, didn't like that much, tolerated for a few days and then they insisted on adding me to FB) banging on about how they are victims of terrorists and that payback is coming their way. I just want to rage at them but I think I'll just delete them as friends instead so as not to cause a scene. Cunts.
EDIT:
Fuck that I'm going on a rage, one of the Israelis moaning about being under attack and terrorists and payback has just posted this.
Now I'm fucking raging.
Every time I've read FB the last few days I've got pissed off at the Israelis on there I know (well met on travels, didn't like that much, tolerated for a few days and then they insisted on adding me to FB) banging on about how they are victims of terrorists and that payback is coming their way. I just want to rage at them but I think I'll just delete them as friends instead so as not to cause a scene. Cunts.
EDIT:
Fuck that I'm going on a rage, one of the Israelis moaning about being under attack and terrorists and payback has just posted this.
Now I'm fucking raging.
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