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Gibberings CXI: Faster flappin' robin

I'm a lover of M1, found the 2 aka the mxe and it zero'd out what I loved about each best. But hey some fuckness is better than other fuckeness...if fuckness was yer aim lol. Have fun flower and have benzo's to hand for the landing...hopefully xxx

and drink water and pee!!!

Oh I'm not eating loads of M1 tonight, I just had a small amount to see what would it would do to me while I have MXE in my system. An experiment. A nice experiment!
 
Humour me and explain the mechanics of such a deed....I feel inadequate:(

You're not over 6 foot tall I take it then MrAtm?

then there's spraying the fucking units and floor fuck fuck fuck ...you can tell I'm the mother of boys grrrr :!

when me and my 2 young men sons stayed in a 2nd floor flat, I once had a knock at the door at 7.00am explaining to me that it looked like in all entirety that my oldest had threw up out of his bedroom window after a pint or 2 too many on my lovely neighbour's car directly below his bedroom window :\ it did indeed look like such had happened, He insisted that my oldest clean it there and then, this was unpleasant for all involved at such an early hour. The very next weekend my neighbours girlfriend left her car below my youngest son's room, just right next to old son;s window (you'd think they'd have learnt) and knocked again a tad earlier than is civil to ask why he'd pissed out of his window all over her windscreen.... yep you could tell, I think him and his 3 mates had all done it truth be told. It was sticky n' smelly n' yella...The scars I have :|

You're dirty bastards aren't you?
 
I'm about 5' 11" but even at 6 foot pissing in the kitchen sink is still going to be a bit tricky...surely. I can honestly say I've never tried.

I may well be a dirty bastard but since I generally clean the toilets in this house I'm pretty tidy when it comes to utilising said facilities
 
Oh Jesus me teeth are floating. I need a piss so, so badly and the bathroom floor has wet varnish on it. I'd piss in the yard but one of the gf's friends is over, sitting where she'd see and won't go away.

Hungover as fuck too, great concert last night, MF DOOM smashed it.

Who varnishes their bathroom floor!
 
he'll never learn, same shit over and over

urgh... feeling rough

Its not about learning Dan. If he could just 'stop' he wouldn't be in this pickle. Hell, we'd all be sorted :)

You sound like you need to deal with some issues Mugz, painful though it may be, you gotta get back to basics.

Hopefully now you're well on your way to sleep though, and can think about a plan when you've rested. But this rinse repeat isn't working, so time for a change, you can do it <3

Who varnishes their bathroom floor!

Varnished wooden bathroom floors are my favourite. I think it's time we saw this bathroon :)

Not common due to the wood/water combination but with good varnish can work. At lease Jan didn;t paint himself into a corner.
 
I guess the tin doesn't come with a warning 'if you are varnishing your bathroom floor, make alternative arrangements for somewhere to piss for the next 12 hours'
 
It's the gaps in varnished wood floor board that bother me, them and the gaps between the skirting. Here on the north west coast drafts matter :\




you need to practise pissing in the sink more MrAtm....well maybe not.
 
Nevermind gaps in the skirting boards, I've got an actual mouse hole in mine. Created by a mouse.
 
^

Translucent silicone sealant where the skirts meet the boards.

Black silicone sealant if you've some gaps between the boards due to them being lifted..

Thank you - I will mention it to the tool apron wearer, or it'll be seen as a slight if /i go ahead myself :| I could spend another winter watching the cat's feathered toys move my themselves miraculously and continue in my stuffed sausage dog excluder craft appeal :\

Best things about the winterdrafts are the bug freeness :)
 
go on kate, get yerself a caulk gun from b&q and go on a draught eliminating spree

you have no appreciation of how dangerous this could be do you? I cannot even screw a fucking screwdriver the right way round apparently some cunt made the world of such ok for right handed cunts :! /calculus, forecasting formula no problem,,,fuses a fucker :(

apologies for the outburst, I'm in need of nutrition, fluids and cuddles. Thereafter I will plan a B&Q attack :\

<3
 
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