Gibberings CXI: A Bit Like Real Weed

[badandwicked]

lol you post some shit stuff dan :D

Wont you be up all night if you get on the coffee now o ginger one?

 

[TheSpade]

I'll probably be up all night anyway. I might skip the coffee part and just have the whisky though.

 

[parttime crackhead]

The "Available Balance" is how much you actually have, im pretty sure anyway. Say like when my balance says I have £500 or something, but I know yesterday I spent £80tab at the bar etc it will say available balance £420, its just that it hasnt shown up on your balance yet, but it knows youve spent the money. Im pretty sure thats how it works anyway

That's exactly how it works. Spade's problem will be that he'll also have money coming in that hasn't fully cleared so that'll also be included in his balance but not his available balance. Like, your balance would show a cheque that you'd paid in but it wouldn't be "available" until it's cleared. So it'll be harder to keep track of & know what the real balance should be. If it's only ever debits then your available balance IS your balance.

 

[TheSpade]

Yeah I've got cheques waiting to clear plus Paypal say they've taken money from my account but there's no mention of it on my statement so I can't be sure they have. It's confusing. It'll probably be next week before it's all settled down now. I'm going to assume I've got plenty of cash and not worry about it, fuck it.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

anyone know what was the name of a tv program i saw advertised. It was about folk who kept exotic pets that ended up attacking them or such like.

Was wanting to watch it but forgot to record it.

When pets go bad.

 

[Mugz]

do I have time to roll a tiny joint with some smoking blend in and smoke a tad before my dad gets home at 9pm??????????

 

[Mailmonkey]

its a pisstake nanks cold easy tekl the triuth

 

[Mailmonkey]

can anyone see this image otr nloyt?



now?

 

[TheSpade]

do I have time to roll a tiny joint with some smoking blend in and smoke a tad before my dad gets home at 9pm??????????

You should concentrate on getting his tea ready.

 

[Albion]

can anyone see this image otr nloyt?

nloyt.

 

[parttime crackhead]

MM are you just pished or are you on some better drugs an all? My guess is that you're just hammered on cider. Better check you've enough Ribena left, you're no driving to the shop in that nick.

 

[Albion]

I'm guessing vallies?

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Half an E.

 

[ColtDan]

do I have time to roll a tiny joint with some smoking blend in and smoke a tad before my dad gets home at 9pm??????????

Yes

 

[Mailmonkey]

 

[Arnold]

I can't see it mail try again please!

 

[swedger77]

When pets go bad.

been looking for it. its more up to date than that. I think its called fatal attractions,.......maybe

http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/fatal-attractions

 

[ColtDan]

ahaha

 

[Mailmonkey]

just foiuckkng pissed and stomned and olramorphing power ranbgeeee-eer.

me and miissis, didn't work out, i wass righjy, sjhes\a cunyt

 

[Mugz]

Yes

You were correct, I haven't smoked it yet, but I've rolled a joint with baccy, blueberry blitz(ur-144) and then I spiked it with 1.5mg of phenazepam for fun, lol. Waiting for it to dry out, it's formed pefectly though and then I'll smoke it, either in a minute or when dad goes to bed.