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Gibberings CXI: A Bit Like Real Weed

LOL knocks turning from white knight into dark knight. He doesn't give a fuck if she's got a boyfriend, she's getting pumped!
 
I'd pump a bird who is in a relationship and I have done so in the past only because I didn't know the guy.

Would I start a relationship with someone like that? Personally no fucking way it's only a matter of time before the bitch does it to you.
 
I don't feel bad at all about pumping a bird with a boyfriend, it's not me doing the cheating that's her problem.
 
Arnold said:
I'd pump a bird who is in a relationship and I have done so in the past only because I didn't know the guy.

Would I start a relationship with someone like that? Personally no fucking way it's only a matter of time before the bitch does it to you.
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I pumped my ex bosses bird from maccy d's once when I was in my young teens, she was fit and into me and we used to flirt a lot at work, and one thing led to another many times, outside of work of course.
 
TheSpade said:
it's not me doing the cheating that's her problem.
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Exactly my philosophy. Almost to the letter.

And I wouldn't be afraid to start a relationship with said (hypothetical) woman either. Just because somebody cheats on one person doesn't make it inevitable they'll do the same to you.

Unless you're boring, abusive, unattractive or crap in bed, in which case it was bound to happen anyway.

Ceres said:
I don't wanna sound like a chauvinist when I say BROz B4 HOEz
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Then perhaps don't say it? :)
 
nice life if you can afford it :

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I saw a docu a while back about all these folk in the states who've been made homeless, whole families, in places like Vegas and they've had to resort to living in sewers and under bridges. Whole communities of them living down there with all their shit. Tragic. America, so called super power eh?
 
maccys bird was fit as fuck, she would come on to me in the freezer but it was way too cold in there, we made out in there a few times but it was way too cold.

Her fella was one of the managers and they lived together, almost got caught once when he came home early, so we just quickly ran to the computers where she was playing everquest on two computers and I was acting interested, lol.

When I left maccys in a rage I told him about it all and he didn't believe me, now they are married and have kids, i wasn't the only one she had on the side either, crazy mare.
 
knockando said:
How's he getting leccy in a drain?
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Ways and means, man! Ways and means!

I believe public telephones are one good source of free electricity if you know what you're doing. Other ways of defrauding the grid exist.

I just think his dog is super-cute. <3

TheSpade said:
I saw a docu a while back about all these folk in the states who've been made homeless, whole families, in places like Vegas and they've had to resort to living in sewers and under bridges. Whole communities of them living down there with all their shit. Tragic. America, so called super power eh?
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Land of Opportunity, y'know?
 
Pics or it didn't happen Mugz. Was she fitter than porn star coke addict bird from space camp?
 
TheSpade said:
I saw a docu a while back about all these folk in the states who've been made homeless, whole families, in places like Vegas and they've had to resort to living in sewers and under bridges. Whole communities of them living down there with all their shit. Tragic. America, so called super power eh?
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i saw that on futurama..leilas parents were from the sewer...so that's not a prediction, that is real? nasty
 
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