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Gibberings CXI: A Bit Like Real Weed

Don't want to get into your personal details Max but it's a bit weird she spoke nothing of good of you but kept your son away. Nice ending though.

Which may well have been achieved by some other internet means if FB didn't exist. I've traced loads of people, none via FB.

Kill Facebook.
 
Have you seen that site that just specialises in photos and map locations of famous peoples houses?

There really shouldn't be a reason Noel Edmonds is still alive.
 
NSFW:
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wtf
 
Yeah that is an awesome story, Max. Glad it worked out, must have been a strange but enormous weight off your shoulders to find out you hadn't been painted as an ogre for all that time.


I've got a long lost person FB story, but unfortunately it involved one of those delightfully intense mutual early 20s summer job infatuations which was consummated fifteen years later and turned out to be a world of bitter pain and headfuckery for me. AND I couldn't even get a proper stiffy so I'll always be remembered for having a disappointing penis.
 
That's why I keep a steady supply of viagra handy, just don't tell em and keep em thinking you're a pornstar!
 
Well when we first broke up it was quite nasty and she became quite vindictive towards me & denying me access to my son was a perfect weapon to use I guess.
I had no idea where in the country she was, she didn't know where I was and I wasn't on Facebook at the time.
But I guess she thought there was always the chance sometime in the future that contact would be made somehow.
I guess I am lucky that she did tell him about how much I had loved him and how proud of him I was.
I never had the chance to have another child as when I got married later my wife passed away in a car accident.
That was in 2002 & I just decided that was it and I made my mind up to stay single from then on.
So I'm so lucky that there is a part of me out there.
 
Mailmonkey said:
I'm wondering whether to even bother trying this "pub coke" I got given.

It will be shit.
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its shit.

Not bothering with the other line of it. Not worth bothering. I don't believe people pay £35 a g for this. Even £25.

Really, a fiver would be too much, I wouldn't pay a fiver for it.
 
Nice one, I just saw the trailer for the new series of 'Peep Show' which starts on the 25th November.
Love that programme.
 
do they even bother putting any actual cocaine in coke these days?

what is it? i can make out something sharp bitter tasting, something sweet testing, some crunchy cystaalline granules, some soft rocky bits, some very fine flffy powder...

effects: mild annoyance, slight local numbing , tiedness, hot in my head, bit fluttery, boredom.
 
Mailmonkey said:
do they even bother putting any actual cocaine in coke these days?

what is it? i can make out something sharp bitter tasting, something sweet testing, some crunchy cystaalline granules, some soft rocky bits, some very fine flffy powder...

effects: mild annoyance, slight local numbing , tiedness, hot in my head, bit fluttery, boredom.
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Try rocking it up n smoking it maybe it only takes a few minutes

It surely can't be any worse than you have described
 
no, but if I did i wouldn't even need to use any bicarb, its full of it....think someone wrote that on here recently about "coke".

I only had about 0.3, sniffed half of it...from 150mg there might be 5mg coke in it if I was lucky, hardly worth dirtying a spoon :( Fuck knows what else would rock up out of it...
 
I don't know if anyone remembers me saying about this course the jobcentre are sending me on next week?
The course is meant to be basic I.T skills and to show us how to do an electronic CV as they called it and how to send it off to employers.
Well this afternoon I get a text from them reminding me of starting time of course and then it said can you bring a copy of your CV on a USB stick or dongle.
I thought the whole idea of the course was because we don't have such a CV yet and need to be taught how to do it.
As I said last time the jobcentre just don't know what the fuck they are doing.
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None of this would have happened if when asked "have you got a CV?" you had said "YES" even if it was a lie.

RE: Facebook is shit. It's shit if you have it solely to chat to people you see every day / few days or to show off. I agree. I don't even have a lot of my mates on it because I see them every week or can talk to them on the phone so I don't see the point. I tell some of them I don't have it because I know they just post shite on it 24/7. I never bothered with it when everyone else first started going crazy about it when at uni because all they were doing were adding people we lived together with in uni halls...who we saw every day. It was only went I travelling for the first time and everyone I met asked "are you on Facebook?" and I kept saying "no" then I realised if I wanted to keep in touch with some of these people I'd have to get on it because those email addresses and mobile numbers I kept taking a note of either got lost or I never got in touch with them. Too much effort to email them but at least if you see a post on Facebook or know their plans because they post them on FB you can arrange stuff with them, it's amazed me so many times that people I've met in the past have the same plans as me or are in the same part of the world at the same time and that we'd never have known if it were not for Facebook. At the same time there are a lot of people who are too quick at wanting to become Facebook friends and I just either ignore them or add and wonder what the fuck the point was.

The best thing for me though is that I can store all my photos on it. I don't have them anywhere else, not on my camera, not on my computer, not backed up anywhere and not anywhere else on the net. Facebook lets me keep them stored on albums and I can view them at any time and they probably aren't going to get deleted unless I ask Facebook to do it.

That was TL;DR considering it was about Facebook.

P.S.
Really, a fiver would be too much, I wouldn't pay a fiver for it.
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Bolivians finest costs about that and it's close to pure. Fuck paying £150 for something that's about half as good. I refused coke a few weeks ago that was £50 a G because I knew it would be pish but a few of my mates got on it and they confirmed it was "shite". They knew it wouldn't be good but they couldn't help themselves, some business eh? 8)
 
Mailmonkey said:
no, but if I did i wouldn't even need to use any bicarb, its full of it....think someone wrote that on here recently about "coke".

I only had about 0.3, sniffed half of it...from 150mg there might be 5mg coke in it if I was lucky, hardly worth dirtying a spoon :( Fuck knows what else would rock up out of it...
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bouy it off then it's obviously winding you up mate.
 
just sniffed it, was almost too much bother to get a card out even.

last couple of times I;ve had coke like this its gone down the sink. This one should have. I thought I saw a tiny fleck of actual coke in this, about a 3mg rock...but crushed it and it was brittle and crunchy.

lol @ anyonepaying more than a quid for this, really.
 
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