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Gibberings CXCIII - Only the Upper Third of the Glans is Exposed

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Where I live, I'd just promise some passing urchins a commission to get it done for me. $3 would be enough for them to get me a lock guy, pay him and they'd get a piece.

But you're in Scotland, I think?, so it'll be either the bolt cutters or the $800 locksmith call out fee, or just make spice burgers of her and pass them out at a Sunday barbie.. .
 
I've slithered loose but I shall remember that Scotch. Yer on my radar now boi! You sick bastard!!

I knew I liked you for a reason.
 
felix said:
Morning folks. :)

Does anyone know how to unpick padlocks?

We have Sadie chained to a radiator in our basement, and we've lost the key. She tried to chew her hand off during the night, but she's given up. We really want to dispose of her but the chain and padlock are heavy duty and we can't get her loose. Any tips from the criminal fraternity out there? We're too squeamish to start chopping things up.

Please advise. :)
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Easier to remove the thumb from the hand and slide the hand out the restraint.
 
The added bonus of cremation is you get to keep any gold fillings and the like.

I must admit I'd prefer it if my Good Lady Sadie was returned to me in more or less the same configuration she was in when arriving at the station last night. Call me old fashioned - call me shallow - but I'm not convinced that a dustpan and brush is what I would wish my belobed to be calling home and I must admit I also fear the sex could go downhill too.

Please return my lady love to me in good order (padlocks and chains optional) <3
 
jude101 said:
I took my bong on a date tonight. Cruised around some old asian farmland, pulling over to smoke pretty often, then drove forest road with red laterite dirt feeling pretty good. Bought some beer and a block of ice thirty miles away from an old lady, and drove back.

Nice starry night, listened to Guru, Jazzmataz. Swung a few 360 moves on the dirt, V6 moves okay. Good weed, smooth.
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Sounds like a hoot.

Myself and a buddy went on a ketamine-inspired drive round the length and breadth of Cambodia, starting in SHV. We made it to Kampot... Some of the fields out that way though were absolutely ridiculous.

I feel there's a difference in the high when comparing bud grown under the sun to bud grown under lighting.
 
Shambles said:
The added bonus of cremation is you get to keep any gold fillings and the like.

I must admit I'd prefer it if my Good Lady Sadie was returned to me in more or less the same configuration she was in when arriving at the station last night. Call me old fashioned - call me shallow - but I'm not convinced that a dustpan and brush is what I would wish my belobed to be calling home and I must admit I also fear the sex could go downhill too.

Please return my lady love to me in good order (padlocks and chains optional) <3
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We have a nice urn. It'll be sent Special Delivery, so make sure you're up and about to sign for it.
 
Simply thinking of practicalities, my love... ;)<3

I cannot believe you put cat fur bowl on your head though. More to the point, I cannot believe nobody took a photo of you with cat fur bowl on your head and sent it to me :D

felix said:
We have a nice urn. It'll be sent Special Delivery, so make sure you're up and about to sign for it.
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Moch obliged, Felix. You're a scholar and a gent <3
 
Shambles said:
Simply thinking of practicalities, my love... ;)<3

I cannot believe you put cat fur bowl on your head though. More to the point, I cannot believe nobody took a photo of you with cat fur bowl on your head and sent it to me :D



Moch obliged, Felix. You're a scholar and a gent <3
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Photo taken, you have seen said photo. I Mochly obliged you.
 
Currently playing a poker tournament on 888, 6 left out of 40 players. It's going well!
 
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