Again, what on earth are you on about? You're my father? I could swear you died a year ago.
Did somebody tell you posts like the one slung below were actually funny, or were you just desperate?
Sometimes, less is more, son.
I'll limit my jokes to less than a sentence or two to cater to your insufficiency.
I'm sorry for your loss but you're still taking this far too seriously. If we were playing in the lounge you would have wet your bed crying by now. Lighten up.